My piss smells like bacon

[5m0k3we3d]

So I took a piss this morning and it smelled REALLY strongly like bacon so of course I didn't flush my toilet because bacon is awesome and went to work. So I just got off work and my entire apartment smells like awesome bacon. The only problem is now I cant flush my toilet or use it unless I want the bacon smell to leave.

Thoughts?

 

[iSmokeweed]

drink the bacon water

 

[KillaSteeze]

*bacon piss

 

[S.Ki]

Are you high?

 

[HWW]

• get all your stuff, including your house

• put it in a bag

• go and climb in the toilet, with your stuff

• close the lid, forever

• ?????

• profit

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

my piss smells like tuna after i drink coffee

 

[cope+]

Flush it bro...

 

[Puns]

-Take two cups of the bacon piss-Leave on a sunny window ledge

-When all the water evaporates you will be left with a fine bacon piss powder

-Combine with charcoal, glue, and wood shavings and smear a thin coat around a wood skewer to make 4 dozen sticks of bacon piss incense

-Use for weddings, socials, family dinners, and love making

 

[mowglii]

/thread

 

[.tony]

trap the scent in a few vacuums or something like an air tight bottle, then flush.

 

[5m0k3we3d]

But I don't want to lose the smell...

 

[HowardRoark]

My piss smelled like caramel once, but I didn't tell anyone. I found it embarrassing.

 

[Sno.]

lol

 

[liukangkid]

Sprinkle it all over your bed sheets and woo the ladies with bacon.

 

[accualyisdolan]

Aids number one symptom you are fucked

 

[Lansfield]

stahp

 

[debmitt24]

Drink it...

 

[act.resist]

Eventually its gonna stop smelling like bacon...

 

[Leafs2323]

Just gonna assuem your ripped out of your mind