at least she didn't yell at your dad "BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER!!!!!111!111!1!!!111!!!!ELEVEN!!" that would suck big time if that ever happened, and i would kill myself if it did
holy fuck my mom said the same thing about the tissue's
she's like " why are there so many tissue's in your garbage" ( i have a little garbage basket bin thing in my room like most people) and i was like uhhhhh " WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPYING ON MY GARBAGE BITCH!?!?!!!1111) jokin but that would have been funny.
i was actually like "uhhhhh i have a runny nose???"
my friends mom is SUPER bomb. so me and him and her are riding in her car and she says? am i a milf ed? im like, uhhhhh. shes like well im a cougar, i like young guys. i was like. AHHH