My mom made an awkard comment...

[Thompson.]

today she made a point to say "you use up a lot of tissues."

So stifling

 

[babujib]

at least she didn't yell at your dad "BANG ME LIKE A HAMMER!!!!!111!111!1!!!111!!!!ELEVEN!!" that would suck big time if that ever happened, and i would kill myself if it did

 

[kfilenda]

my mom asked if i thought she was a milf..........

have not been the same since.

 

[fsscott]

good times

 

[tomahawk]

haha yuck. unless she is...

 

[theres_ghosts]

hahahahahahahahaha

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[C0RN]

lol same thing happened to me

 

[tomahawk]

ahhahahahhahahahahaha that means she probably is?

 

[cobra_commander]

Once you graduate from highschool the conversations you can have with your mom open up, I have heard one of my friends tell his mom to use a condom.

and you think your shit is awkward.

 

[tomahawk]

jesus she has a dick?

jokin

 

[popNfresh44]

nice first post haha

 

[Canuker]

holy fuck my mom said the same thing about the tissue's

she's like " why are there so many tissue's in your garbage" ( i have a little garbage basket bin thing in my room like most people) and i was like uhhhhh " WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPYING ON MY GARBAGE BITCH!?!?!!!1111) jokin but that would have been funny.

i was actually like "uhhhhh i have a runny nose???"

 

[hellomynameisjef]

ahhahahahaha BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWHICH

 

[AltaByrdSkier]

haha that is kinda akward

 

[quixotic]

Once you get older the convos get pretty interesting, but not as awkward as in high school and shit.

 

[ButteredToast.]

I have a TON of tissues in my garbage can as of now...

Might want to redistribute some of those to avoid awkwardness.

 

[amo]

"because i have an hourly routine of jacking off"

 

[.makuma.]

bhaabhahahaha

that would be soo awkward

 

[T-KR3W]

once you kids find out what sex is, ur tissue count will hopfully go down..... no one has that runny of a nose...lol silly virgins

 

[skiizy]

.

 

[VT_FLO]

i agree, and this is hilarious

 

[Canuker]

thats exactly what i did lol, i flushed some down the toilet and shit.

 

[RastaRob]

you need to get yourself a sock!!

 

[skiizy]

you need a girl to replace those tissues... my dad bought me a box and im going to not open them to prove a point with him

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

I love your icon! best on ns that I've seen so far.

and no comment on the thread creator...actually just hide em in some bag then throw em to the huge trash or w/e your trash goes yourself?

 

[BFFset.]

i walked in and almost killed myself afterwards.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

Wait what happened, I don't think I heard this story.

 

[little_boo]

ahahahaha. i laughed so hard.

i dont think a lot of the moms i know even know what a milf IS.

 

[Balto]

wow. epic first post

 

[babujib]

lolzlolzlolz i bet you dont know what the robe and wizard hat is too noobzorizor lolz

 

[Myke]

that would be really awkward

 

[Z_rob]

ive had my mom ask "why is this towel so rough and sticky in some parts?"

haha

 

[skiizy]

thanks.. and the bag idea is pretty good, i just dont think id want that in my room ever. :-\

 

[Poppins]

well now you have to ask her an equally awkward question in return.

 

[fuzz.]

Hahahahaha wtf...well is she?!?!

 

[Thomson.]

I don't like your username.

 

[Canuker]

can someone tell em thsi storry? like give me a link

 

[BMB]

dude u better lay off, or one of these days shes gonna catch you, erect handed.

 

[sniper_6]

i was at the beach with my gf and her mom goes "im gonna take a picture. get in any position you want...not like that though"

 

[kfilenda]

not going there.

 

[freeze_pooter]

you should though up a pic of your mom. only a milf would ever ask that

 

[twin-tip-hero]

use toilet paper then when you are done blowing your "nose" then flush it, then your mom will never ask again.

 

[no_steeze]

what do you do with your tissues?

LOLLI LOLLI PWN3D ROFL

 

[lalalalaura]

this thread is gross.

you all sound like super jocks the way youre talking about jerking off

ew

 

[mike_e]

bahahahahahahahaha

 

[MC_POUTINE]

my friends mom is SUPER bomb. so me and him and her are riding in her car and she says? am i a milf ed? im like, uhhhhh. shes like well im a cougar, i like young guys. i was like. AHHH

 

[Skibumsmith]

yeah this is pretty frikin weird

 

[Peter.]

shes hinting at you ahhhhviously

 

[pianoman]

this post is dumb.

you sound like a prude

ug

 

[skiizy]

yeah if your not down for masturbation, get the fuck off ns you fucking botch whore!

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

No, I do know all about that shit, it was so fuckin funny.