My gear smells like. . .

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mozzy

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Ever tried to describe it, not like "nice" or "smelly", but say like "raspberries".
My jacket: has a sunscreen-ish smell to them.
My gloves: sunscreen + fabric softener + ass.
My boots: smoke + ass + feet.

 
My girlfriend summed it up perfectly when I came home the other day she said I simply smelled like "wintersports". Haha I thought that was pretty accurate.
 
My boots have a very neutral smell.

My hat smells like my shampoo.

My pants smell like swamp-ass/Febreeze mixture.
 
my boots have mold in them because i left them soaking for like 2 months after i fell pond skimming and just forgot about them,  its pretty stinky.
 
o man, my boots smell like rancid mexican balls. its horrible. i actualy have to tell people to step away. i tried washing the liners, and given them a good rub with a fabric softener, nothing.
 
if you put newspaper inside your boots when you are done sking they will actually smell not to bad, i did this with my soccer cleats and after 2 seasons they dont smell all that bad. The newspaper dries up all the sweat and the smell left behind is closer to the newspaper then ass. If i had a new pair of boots i would do this before that ass smell is embeded.
 
yeah dude! we stuff our soccer cleats with paper towls from the dispensers in our locker room and bathroom. came in really handy during preseason when are practice fields were always soaked cuz of all the rain we got.
 
My gear smells beautiful since its all my brand new stuff for this year. But then again, that means that I haven't been out skiing yet this year :(

My boots on the other-hand are pretty spectacular.
 
boots- like tide

jacket- snow

pants- tide

-the newspaper idea sounds good i usually just take the lijners out after a day of skiing and there fine
 
pants-mud/faintly sweaty/food

Jacket-food cooking/sweat

gloves-mid season hockey bag

goggles-that ski shop/lodge/goggle foam smell

boots-not bad at all-like socks worn one day.
 
the stuff that smells the worse for me is my boots and my gloves, which both smell like, a gag smell, idk.

everything else smells fine
 
my pants last year smelled sort of like sunscreen but idk if its the same kind of smell as yours. none of my gear smells this year except for my hats which smell like cigarretes even though i dont smoke. and wenever i get back from skiing i always notice i smell kind of like something is burning. not really a burning smell but its the closest smell i know of compared to the smell im talking about
 
My gloves reek of sweat... 'cause the insides get wet (sweat & melted snow mixture) and they aren't very breathable (they are for really really cold weather) so when they do dry they stink. My hands smell so foul whenever they come out of my gloves for snacks and stuff
 
my coat smells like weed

mypants smell like ass and hip hop

my gloves smell like straight up manure

my hats smell like my sexy ass hair

my boots smell like puke(PC was terrible)
 
jacket smells neutral with ahint of BO and pepermint..

Pants smell like nothing, at the end o the day they smell like ass.

boots don't really small bad. my feet aren't very stinky ever. 

gloves... smell fine until they get wet, then they smell like dog shit.
 
This reminds me of something I said to my friend the other day:

"If that fart had a physical appearence, it would be a short bald man"
 
I don't know about you guys, but I kinda like my own glove funk.

Also, my dog doesn't really smell good, but I find the bottom of his feet to smell absolutely irresistible.
 
the worst for me is when I unzip my jacket after a long cold day and just get hit by a massive wave of BO.

my boots smell like sweat/mangoes, because I just stick one of those car fresh trees in each one after skiing.
 
my coat smells like some sort of metal.....

my gloves are simply indescribable....just a horrible smell

and everything kind of has a little stench of sunscreen
 
me too actually... i dont mind it at all.

dogs paws smell awesome, i love it too. same with their ears. and their breath when they are puppies.
 
you know when your walking through an apartment building and u smell what all the other people are cooking and your like "oh what are they cooking"? that plus crap
 
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