My gear smells like. . .

[dorikin]

I love farting in my snowpants in the car, and then like 10 minutes after you have shit your pants you can zip down your fly and unleash a noxious wave on all your homies. They ask if I just farted and I honestly say "no, I didn't just fart, did you?"

 

[garrett.]

like george kastanza

 

[MWenzel]

dank ganja

 

[Milksteak]

Ugh...

 

[Rhys.Peice]

all my stuff smells normal except my bandanna that smells like eggnog.

 

[Turnup_swiperigh]

all my gear smells normal, except for boots. The smell is a mixture death and string cheese

 

[qafj13]

i use boot dryers, and i play soccer too, i someitimes use boot dryers and news paper to warm em up and soak them up, my boots dont smell that bad yet, but i only got them this season and have put boot dryers in everyday

 

[vincepru]

ill agree, its not a good smell... but i love it?

my gear has the best scent, green.

 

[factory81]

So wtf. I read 3 pages to find no solution on how to make my WRETCHED AS FUCK gloves not smell like a mold experiment.
Things were so nasty I could smell them on a lift with 25mph winds. My hands reek like shit after they come out.
Im thinking of just like soaking them in rubbing alcohol to kill off any sort of fungal shit going on in these, and then maybe soaking them in fabreeze followed by washing them?