My dick has spidey sence

mommy

mommy

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i was sitting on the toilet while humming the various melodies of "tarzan boy" (thanks to maximumsushi). i had just eaten a cointainer of cottage cheese and i knew this was going going to be a sloppy whipe. knowing that the toilet i was sitting on clogged easily, i flushed the feces before i started whiping. long story short, the toilet clogged anyways. the toilet water rose along with shit covered toilet paper. i shit you not, when i noticed this, my dick naturally retracted into my body, just a little bit. my dick can sence danger brewing, i guess. the toilet never did overflow, but my cock took the necissary precautions.

 
I wish my dick had spidey SENSE

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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
haha that made my day

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
that was beautifully written...my dong just hangs down...too bad it cant retract

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.

- bitchassphatz comenting on the andy milankis show

"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult

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hahahahahhahahahhahahaahhahaa YES

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
dont you hate when it goes for a swim in the toilet bowl. it makes me want to pour scalding water on it

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The
re's business Schmuck

and there's rockstar Schmuck'

'the graphics should be completely flat black on his pro model... that would be intense.' -Jc_Dunn

LORD OF THE PARK 2006.....
 
my dick always knows when pussy is close

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
and it retracts?

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Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
^hahahhahha

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.

- bitchassphatz comenting on the andy milankis show

"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult

PM to be invited
 
ahhahahahahah

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Sheldon

so are you like god of all that's steezy and therefore the final word on whether something is steeze-filled or not? - MARIAH

 
hahahahahhaha

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
...................................... ...................................... ...........hahahahahah..................................... i wanna feel involved

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
baaahaahahahhahah

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- Ian

Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower

smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."

- Lanemeyers
 
bhahahahaha

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BR

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D rAD

Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix

 
hmm, when my cock notices a mess on the floor it automaticially lengthens about 4 feet and starts to sniff it all up... i win ( untill i get a bladder infection )

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
another wondeful post from mommy

" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson

also known as pussyfooter
 
word hahaha

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
hahahahah good stuff

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
hahahahahhah that made my week

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'
 
me too

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i'm with stupid^

"im tellin' ya man, it's the best thing since backstreet boys"-twix_182

 
asac got pwned.

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
uuuh WHAT you saying your rifle backfires and this is somethin your proud of? poop or not, there aint no concealing my ma-ma-machinegun

Formerly known as PDandoy.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
thats one of the single funnyest things iv'e ever heard

bitchy racers are gay we need little ns stickers that we put on our ski's in a certan place so we no that that other person likes ns

hey steave it's just a fat kid - family guy
 
i stopped breathing from laughter

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and saint jimmy did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint jimmy did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
 
Flawless victory.

[/b]We are the resistance, our last line of defense. Bred to fight for our promised land. Rebels at heart they will hunt us till the ends of the earth.

 
word. hahahahahahaha. b-e-a utifull

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if you flushed the feces before you started whiping, how did the toilet water rise with shit covered toilet paper?

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I'd rather be rich than stupid

Jeremy
 
i would of let my dick soak in the water then let my gf suck off all the shit from it then snowball with me

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
no, that's the kind of thing you should save for a special occasion.

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I'd rather be rich than stupid

Jeremy
 
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