My dick has spidey sence

in the land of lat, everyday is a special occasion

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
I myself just took a dumb and was pondering about this effect, and when you balls squinch up when you take a poop and become really tight. Yea, you know what im talking about. Anyway im come to have a theory on this.

Human Beings Have Adapted To Toilets!

If we were to sit down on the shitter, and our balls never scrunched up, and our penis never retracted. We would get poopy water all over ourselves. Therefore I have came to the conclusion that through hundreds of years of evolution, human beings have evolved to the point where when we sit on the toilet our genitals compact to avoid danger.

 
I wasn't gonna even click on this thread until I saw that mommy posted it and then I knew it would be good. And it was, hahaha

and now it's time to go commit internet suicide

http://www.freeskiing.com/Data/
ShortFilms/125784/89/89.WMV

Objection^ (I tried making a link but it didn't work)

If you drive alone you drive with Hitler

I ride skis

www.skipunx.com

 
made my day mommy

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I don't know about the other guys, but I'm actually on a project to make the site worse. - Mr. Bishop

'i saw this pregnant chick hit a jump and when she was in the air she had the baby and the baby popped out and did an unnatty 5'- I_am_a_skier

GLC
 
ahahaha thats great

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he must have come off the toilet bowl as i was pooping. there are not words to describe the feeling i had the moment i realized that there were 8 fucking spider feet on my cock
 
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