Most embarrasing thing you have ever said to you parents

Haha my friend just told me this story. He hid condoms in an ipod box inside a speaker box, and i guess the speaker broke open when it fell and his mom goes "hey whats this?" and opens teh box revealing a buncha condoms (which were my friends) and his mom goes "umm what are these" and my friend goes "those are justins (his brother). His mom looks at him and goes "are these yours?" he stares at her for about 20 seconds and says "well atleast im being safe." haha definitly covered my friends ass.
 
ok.... i dont really remember this happening cuz it was when i was in preschool but my parents have told me about it a lot...... i made some sand castle thing out on a playground and i went inside to the bathroom and when i came back my sand castle was destroyed so i look at one of my teachers and say "what the fuck happened here???" (i learned that from hearing my brother swear before)
 
i was at a big party for my little cousin with like 200 poeple and i asked my mom who this wicked hot chick was...apparently shes my 2nd cousin...SHIT
 
my mom got me condoms for some weirdass reason but she left them in her bathroom. my dad found them and was like whose are these?! all surprised that there were any in their bathroom. because hopefully sex is a foreign topic between them. she was like theyre mine!

and he never questioned that shit. so awkward. especially if she had been like oh theyre adrias! haha
 
this wasnt me but one of my friends was on vacation with his parents and they had to all share a bed and he sleep talks and he was saying "FUCK ME! FUCK ME!"
 
not embarrassing, just wicked funny

so i was over a friends house and we were watching some raw footy from this season and his mom came in the room to watch. all of a sudden it cuts to a shot of me just sitting there and i go..

"what the fuck, this is fucking bullshit"

needless to say his mom is my science teacher, and she was shocked beyond belief. we all laughed it off though
 
my dad tried to give me the talk a few months ago...im a junior in high school, he was just a lillllll late. but it was way awkward, i dont wanna tell the story.
 
haha oh, and my brother came home late with a buddy late one night after a party completely plowed. i dont really know what happened and no one does but long story short he pissed all the way down the stairs to the platform at the bottom and tried to blame it on the dog but his friend thought it would be funnier to tell them what really happened so they made him clean it up.

oh and my parents came home one night after me and my brother had been doing tequila shots..about 10 each or so and a beer or 3 also. they came in and i was crawling down the stairs into bed completely unable to walk and my mom says "aww nick had his first beer. howd you like it hun? its an aquired taste" i just kinda crawl away and my brother says "good thing hes aquired it already"...my mom was just like ".....oh" and that was it.
 
ok, so my mom goes "Corey, can you get my coat?" and my friend says "what'd she just say?" and i replied "something about fucking a goat...i don't know..." and me and friend bust out laughing and my mom was like "i heard that..." i got quiet, my friend just laughed harder.
 
wasnt to my parents..but o well.. so this kid made my friend cry at skool, this is on a friday, and at 6:00 i go to church, so me n my friends were talking n i was askin them if they knew in detail why the kid made my friend cry. so i was all mad and i didnt kno my youth pastor was 15 ft. away from me, so i say "kyle maney is a D-I-C-K" my pastor stops n says "connie,pleaz come here for a second" so of course being me, i say "(o shit) yes pastor?" then she gives me the beating of a lifetime..now i try to avoid her
 
a friend of mine apparently once wet the bed while at a sleep over and tried to blame it on the dog. she was like 13... I felt badly for her
 
well, I got hom around 8pm. and my parents werent home. so I was like....well, great time to smoke. so I took my bong and my chron out onto our back porch. as I had just cashed the second bowl I heard a car door shut. so I was like......shit. so I dumped the bowl, poured the water outta my bong and stood up to quickly go into my room with it. just as I stood up I saw my dad just standing there staring at me through the window. so I went inside(bong in hand) and walked straight for my room. my dad was like....hey! whats that you got in your hand? I told him .....uhhhhhh......its a vase. he was like....really? lemme see it. I didnt wanna hand over my bong cuz I knew he'd take it out in the driveway and smash it so I fessed up and told him it was a bong and I was smokin weed(cuz I reeked of it). so I finially got into my room and laid down to take a nap when both of my parents came in and gave me this huge lecture about how pot is illegal and everything just as im peaking on my high. I couldnt even handle it. I was laughing soooo much. and as punishment they made me clean my room. hahahahahahhahahahhah. I love how lax my parents are. this all happened on 4/20 too. hahahha.
 
" here mum you no BJ from down the road what dose his name actually mean? dose it stand for something or is that just his name, because now adays it mee......" "calum......shut up ....NOW!" (well this question was troubling me for months and there was a aquward silence in the car so i fought id brake the silence but it just made it worse)
 
god i love that this is back....

so i was hanging around at my girlfriends house and her whole family was home. but it was just her, her mom, me, and her stepdad just talkin. we get on birthdays and i mention that halo 3 is coming out the day before my birthday, and her mom says "o then i know what lindsay can get you" but her step dad turns and says "lorie he doesn't want that, girl just give him your virginity, thats the best present you can get him" that made things awkward real quick
 
Ok im gona turn this round....

The most embarrassing my mum has ever done:

Gave condoms to my friends (or should i say forced condoms into their hands) before we went to a party. Then turned to my friend who has a rep for getting around and said, here's a few extra for you

At that point I died.

 
I had to explain to my mom that my chillum was for pot not crack...i guess she has always been a jont kinda person.

When my dad found condoms he was like"well at least you wrap your wraskle"
 
well im gonna keep this thread going cuz its hilarious so i got a few.

ok so first, last summer we were at our cabin in northern wisconsin and i was over jumping on our kinda distant relatives and there was a girl that i guess was related to me and so after that i go back to our cabin and my mom goes "so how do you like that shelly girl?" and i go "MOM! IM RELATED TO HER!" then it was just kinda awkward and finally she goes well... shes a cutie. that wasnt that embarasing but hopefully this next one will be better

ok so the second one was with my current girlfriend and so her dad likes to sneek around and try and catch us doing stuff so we're making out and we have a blanket kinda over us but shes undoing my pants and all the sudden the door bursts open and i like jump off the cough and hide under the blanket. her dad starts asking questions like so hows the movie goin and stuff like that and seriously stands there for like 15 minutes with my pants still undone. that was just kinda scary now the next one is worse

so same situation we're down in her basement "watching a movie" and are really getting into it and she starts kissing her way down when once again the door bursts open the lights go on, luckily again there is a blanket but i still freak out and like my mom and her dad just start staring at us and start having a conversation about costa rica and im just laying there with my hand on her ass and a blanket over us and they arent leaving until finally my mom asks if im ready to go and i say well we'll be up in a inute were going to be a little bit.

those are just a few awkward/ scariest moments of my life... KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE!
 
funny as story about my buddy at boarding school. were chillin in his room and this pretty hot teacher walks in and checks us in and when she leaves my freind goes. "sometimes id fuck the shit out of mrs. ______" and she opens the door a crack and says "I heard that"

walks away

 
one time when i was like 3 i asked my parents," whats a pen(rhymes with ben)-is? my dads a doctor, so we have a shitload of medical books. i had just learned to read and i guess that was the 1st word i saw.weird. they just looked at me and laughed. ive had others like the ones people have put(minus the booze and pot)but i forget most of them. ill get back if i remember.
 
this was actually a friends parets, but i visited a friend in NY and we planned to have an all nighter just the 2 of us and get a bunch of pizza and Subway and chips and stuff. so anyway we just watched mtv and g4 and stupid shit all night, and we had the light on, it was in the dead of summer,it was humid, the only window in the room wouldnt open and we had been screwing around all day. all this put together means the room was about 110 degrees and it was super stuffy. anyways, getting to the point, we slept sprawled out on the floor and in our boxers. so anyways i move around alot in my sleep, and the next morning my friends dad comes in to wake us up, and were like totally unresponsive and tired and stuff. he seemed like he was acting weird when he saw us, but we werent drunk or anything. then i happen to notice, after rolling all over the floor, i was wearing boxers that didnt button in the front and i was hanging out all the way. i still dont know if my friends dad saw it, but eithr way it was really embarassing.
 
When I was a freshman, my cousin used my computer while i was hitting the slops. So when I got back home, my cuzin had left, and my parents were sitting there waiting for me. They led me over to the computer, and My mom just asked me what it was, but i couldnt really see, so i went and got a better look. It turned out to be a whole bunch of granny porn. Long story short, I beat the shit out of my cuzin the next day, and i was grounded for 2 weeks, cause they didnt believe that it was my cuzin. I still dont know if he was fucking with me or if he has some weird ass fetish.
 
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