Most embarrasing thing you have ever said to you parents

one day i was driving home from work and these dirty girls were crossing the street really slow so i would have to stop (cuase theyre so cool) so i went really fast at them and slammed on the brakes at the last second and yelled "Get the FUCK out of the road!" and so neway i get home and im tellin my mom the story so i was like "i slammed on the brakes and yelled at them" and my moms like "what did you yell" and without thinking i just blurted out "get the FUCK out of the road"
 
I was drivin this summer with my dad in my jeep and this car full of girls were yelling 'AHH! WHY wont anybody let us into the lane!?!?!" and I Yelled "Cause your ugly!!!!!" and I forgot the top and doors were off and my dad started laughing hysterically, but it was kind of emberassing.
 
my dad took me aside once from my freinds, and asked me if i masturbated. why he wanted to know is beond me. but whatever. on and i think i was about 10 it was pretty aqward.
 
well me, my sis, my mom and dad were in friedays in florida and i just randomly started talking about sex and then the time i caught my parents hahaha. they didnt know about me knwing it. it was awkard
 
at school last week i was standing with a few friends. its hard to explain, i was with a brother and a sister(girl 1) and another girl(2) whos little sister was going out with girl 1's brother. anyway i am tlaking to girl 1 and cover up her brothers ears and was like he and his girlfriend have sex all the time forgetting that his girlfriends older sister was right there next to me. i was just joking arorund but they believed me and my friend was like "WE'VE NEVER HAD SEX!!!!" while his sister (girl 1) was slapping him and girl 2 was freaking out on me, it was a joke that they had sex but they both belived me it was really funny you had to have been there
 
Such a good cover.

Nothing really embarassing. Just stuff that made me look like a fool. Being drunk/high and swearing on my life i wasn't, and then passing out. Stupid shit like that...

As for a funny embarassing thing I heard on here once, true or not, still a riot. Some kid said he was masturbating and his mom came home and saw him and he got so scared when he saw her and cumed all over the place. I think he ended his post with something like "so basically my mom saw me cum".
 
wow, most embarrassing thing ive eversaid to my parents, well once i got a dui and my parents came and i told them that i hadnt drank at all but really i was wasted and the cop thentold my parents i blew a .08, hmm also when i told them i had walked in on them doin it, extremly awkward, hmmm one time i when i was like 5 i asked my mom why i had a boner whitout knowing what was going on, she told me to go ask my dad and i was too embarrased to so i asked my sister and she just laughed at me....theres so many more but i cant think of em....

peace

 
haha thank you i laughed, i have to say mine wasnt so embarassing but i ran into my dads truck with my car stoned as fuck, wgile he was in his truck, didn't go over too well
 
this summer i came home very drunk.And I walked i the house it was pritty dark and like 2pm. anyways i got in the first door and walked through the room then i walked straight into a door thump! A then I yelled "son of a fuck!" My mom was like whatwas that, I just like "go back to bed Im just drunk."

and this other time at a party once again drunk. I get call on my cell. It was loud so I walk outside with all my booze cuz i didnt want someone drinking it. I talkto my mom

Mom "Im picking you up, cuz i talked to the police i hear its really bad."

Me " ok, when are you gunnabe here?"

Mom "Im already here."

I look down the drive way and my mom is sittinginthe van watching look like a fool.Then I walk in the van and she like "why arnt you wearingyour sweatshirt."

I replied " ahh, because its convered in puke."
 
I came home once, and walked in the door, double fisting some beers, because well, the party ended early for me. I wanted to take off my hoodie, but there was no countertop in sight, so I asked my mom to hold my beer. I was like 16, haha, she did. gave them back, and told me to have a good night. haha, my parents are cool as fuck
 
i would have to say when my cousin came over (3 years old) and started blowing up a comdom like a balloon infront of the whole family.
 
I was younger (like 4th grade or under) I was on my way to hockey practice listening to Bob and Tom with my mom. They had a story where they had to airbrush the presiden't erection out of a picture. I asked what an erection was (I knew what a boner was but didn't know erection was the same thing)she told me and I was like ........oh

I was listening to Bob and Tom w/ my dad once and they said something about porno and I had to ask what it was.
 
it's never happened to me, but if my parents caught me wankin', i think i would kill myself.

that is quite possibly the most akward thing ever. ever.
 
"shes not pregnant i swear!"

haha no jk, my most embarassing thing...hmm...

either saying that the cigar she smelled was sweat from playing floor hockey or saying it was realy hot down in my basement because me and my girlfriend were like getting it on by the fire hahah. good coverup.
 
a friend of mine got a boner when the doctor gave him his check up. It was a male doctor.

We made fun of him for a good month and a half after that
 
thi sone isnt that great.. but here it goes.. so i was in like 4th grade and i was watching jurassic park with my grandma.. and one of the guys in the movie says the word bastard and i ask my grandma what a bastard is and she says its a very bad word and i should never say it..ever
 
haha, that would be so embarrasing, i would hate to have a lady as my doctor cuz when they grab your balls and have you cough..... well, enough said
 
i fell out of a tree and told my mom i twisted my penis. Well i guess i didnt use the right word. i meant ankle. but i will never stop hearing about that
 
when i was young and stupid my i was bugging my syster and my mom wa s in the room and my mom funally got pissed of and said "stop god damn it" my defence i said " geez dont have an orgasim" Haha i though orgasim ment having a fit or getting pissed off. when i found out what it meant i was mega embarrased for about an hour

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Conversation I had one morning with my mom. But I have to set up the situation a bit. My girlfriend of 8 months had been over the night before pretty late. I used to have this swinging bed. Basically, a big sheet of inch thick plywood, rigged up with aircraft cable, and so it hung in the center of my room. Swung around and shit. So one night, we're in there, I've got the music on pretty loud, and we're foolin around. Basically some pretty awesome sex goes down, and she's awefully loud. I didn't mind at all. So we are at our height of lovemaking, and the bed's a swinging. BAM BAM BAM. It starts slamming against the wall. A) Wall it was hitting, is a wall that is shared by my little sisters room. B) Several pictures fell off of her wall. C) She was moaning louder than the music. We're caught up in the moment and don't really care, so we just keep goin. About an hour or hour and a half later, we're finished, and I'm taking her home, and we walk out the door, I'm trying to hide my shit eating grin, and avoid conversation, because there is no way they didn't know. The next morning my mom knocks on my door, and opens it. I'm in my boxers sleeping on my stomach, and she goes, "Were you poking in here last night?" I'm still groggy because I was up until 3am having amazing sex. "Huh? Wtf is poking?" "You know, fucking, were you in here fucking your girlfriend?" "We don't fuck." "Why is your back all scratched up?" "Oh, um, she got a little excited." "From fucking?" "Um...no, we don't fuck" She gives me a weird look, glances around my room. "Why are there like 10 condom wrappers on your floor?" "Well, what do you use condoms for?" "So you were fucking!" "No, I was making sweet sweet love to her" "You're terrible, do you have any discretion?" "Not really, I mean, who passes up good sex?" "Well she kept your sister up last night" "She was enjoying herself, what's wrong with that?" "Nothing...er...well, I'm glad you know how to please your woman. I guess I raised you right." "You didn't teach me how to have good sex, that came naturally to me." "Well, I taught you to respect women, and always told you to treat them right." "Yeah, ok mom. So am I grounded for railing her?" "No, just keep the bed from slamming the wall for awhile" "Um..ok? I'm going back to sleep." "Ok honey, come down for breakfast in an hour"

That was fucking weird.
 
this didnt happen to me, but one time my friend's brother when he was like 3 years old got his dick caught in a pez dispenser (don't ask me, dont know how it happened) and came up to his mom while we were there and asked to help get it out.
 
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