Most Calories You've Eaten in a Sitting

connoroh

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Until recently it had been about 1400 worth of presidents choice cookies.

Last week I successfully destroyed a family box of oreos in 20 minutes, coming in at about 2700 calories.
 
i ate a full pack of Pillsbury cookie dough. it was like 1800 calories or something crazy like that. munchies always beat common sense in my book.
 
I ate an entire frozen pizza yesterday

and then i went to work and we got pizza, and i got 2 more slices

mmmmm
 
3 quad stackers 3x1010 = 3030

2 herseys pies 2x310 = 620

2 medium onion rings 2x309 = 618

1 large diet coke 1x0 = 0

TOTAL CALORIES 4268
 
this summer chocolate milk went on sale at the local mac's convenience store.

$1 for 1.5 liters.

my companion and i decided we would see how many we could drink in 8 hours.

she got sick first, which i guess means i won, but truthfully, neither of us won. i had the shits for weeks.

either way i dont even want to think about how many calories were consumed that day.

can you shit out calories?
 
I sat myself down at mcdonalds determined to eat 2,400 calories. i did it! i ate something like 30 mcnuggets, a couple mcchickens and a few milkshakes. oh and fries

/claim?
 
something around 2,800. i had 2 mcdoubles, 2 mcchickens, 2 ranch crispy snack wraps, 2 small cokes.

felt like i was going to die after
 
way to many. Lucky when your baked you tend to forget things. Like the massive baby that needs out in the morning.
 
i dont want to know....

just yesterday i wasnt even hungry and i had 4 oatmeal stouts, and two fried egg/crusty french bread/bacon/sausage/cheddar cheese/maple syrup sandwiches. and i was so hungry when i was making this that i ate the rest of the bacon while cooking everything else....

and i feel like i have done worse...
 
yeah that made me think...eating food, then drinking 20+beers in a sitting, then going and having a massive dennys 4thmeal...

yikes, diabetes here we come...
 
a full rack of ribs at outback steakhouse which is 1800 calories, then a decadent chocolate cake which was like 1200 calories and then a serving of mac and cheese which was like 560 or sometihng like that.
 
way back in high school i was super baked and put away an 8" italian sub, 2 fill plates of baked ziti, and a bag of doritos. i did not feel good afterwards.
 
the 'big juan' from la senorita is a 4 pounds burrito, i ate one of those once, even got a free tshirt

10 tacos from taco bell, i dont want to do calorie math

and an excessive amount of food from mcdonalds
 
has anybody here ever been to furburger in queenstown? the burgers there are almost two times bigger than your head.
 
Double quarter pounder - 852

McChicken - 419

6 mgnuggets - 552

Large sprite - 310

Large fries - 540

Chicken snack wrap - 340 x 2 = 680

=3353 calories
 
I've eaten whole bags of doritos in a sitting along with eating a shit ton of other food. I get super munchies randomly throughout the day
 
no wonder your name is diabetic.

anyway, i really dont eat more than like 1500 calories a day, and not a lot of shit food; so probably not much.
 
I had two slices of pork tenderloin and some mashed potatoes tonight

probably amounted to a whopping 400 calories or so? And mannnn was it filling........
 
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how many calories do you get from eating out a super fat chick im guessing like 10,000 so prob that
 
nice nice.

i have no clue what mine is, but most likely from attacking a bag of oreos, or mcdonalds, or some deep dish pizza.

you could get a ton from eating the deluxe breafasts at mcdonalds...
 
either

1 full blueberry pie that had 2400 calories + 2 chocolate bars (200x2) + half a cake (1800 cals)

=4600 calories (over about 45 minutes)

or

4 double cheeseburgers, 2 mcdicks apple pies, and a large smarty mcflurry (dunno how much this is but i bet at least a couple thousand)
 
There was one point where I was eating like 5000 calories a day and was loosing weight too fast, so (by doctor recommendation) ate like 2500 calorie meals for like a week straight, to get my body fat good again.
I think my record that week was a double big mac with bacon, double chesseburger , supersize milkshake, supersize fries and two apple pies. The milkshake was the hardest to down, holy shit that was a fun meal.
 
4 junior chickens 4 bacon cheese burgss1 redbulll1 bag of sweet chilli heat chips
i dont wanna add up but im pretty sure its alot
 
one time i failed a chem test so i skipped swim practice and at 2 out of 3 rows of oreos in a box... all while crying. it was a bad day.
 
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last time I had to call in sick from work, just stayed under the blanket on the couch, played video games, and ate an entire box of donuts.
 
so I tried to do a challenge at a local restaurant once, and failed. but i got maybe 3/4s of the way through this badboy, and then more or less passed out at the table. but after a few minutes of searching the internet, I found pictures from a guy who did finish...
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on more than one occasion ive had the 10 taco meal from taco bell which rings in at 2100 calories. Probably not the most because i've ate huge amounts of shit food while stoned, but it's the best example I could easily reference.
 
now that you mentions the beers i just roughly calculated my greatest calorie consumption in one sitting to be roughly 4200 cals. (large chicken pizza and 6 beer)
 
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