Most Badass Thing your pet has ever caught

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Fun_dip

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My cat caught her second squirrel today. She caught it and decided to let her younger sister play with it. Younger sister sucks at hunting and let it go.First squirrel she killed herself and left on the back porch for us as an offering.

She's killed lots of birds, lizards, rats. Yes, I made this thread so I could brag about my pet.. jk

I know you guys must have some badass pets.
 
My fatass cat will eat anything off the floor, an I mean anything. Oh and my othe kitteh did like a backflip/sideflip/rodeo/cork/idk what the fuck it was
 
I watched my cat sneak up and pounce on a blue heron while he as still really small. The heron freaked out and managed to shake him off but my cat was a bad ass. He also caught a grouse and left it on the porch for us. R.I.P. Socks
 
My cat was able to catch a hummingbird once, poor little bird. I looked after it until we put it down in a humane way. It's wing was broken and couldn't fly anymore :( beautiful bird
 
Aw my family used to have a cat named Socks, awesome cat ultra playful and snuggly, we declawed it to protect some new leather couches. Neighbors' dog got it and roughed it up. Vet stitched him up n everything, we brought him for 3 days until internal fluid built up so much that he had to return to the vet be put down :'( damnit I may just cry...
 
My dogs just a lazy hoe but now that i think about it she's had some pretty impressive catches.Jumped up and caught a seagull mid flight on the beach once

Caught a baby crow or two

Caught a baby raccoon alive the other day

Also got a big weird ass rodent once that left her a fancy scar on the nose
 
Seriously she'd just bring us rabbits. They'd be fine. Scared as hell though. They wouldn't move for a second or two once we put them on the ground but then they took off
 
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff.

I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
 
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff.

I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
 
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff.

I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
 
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff.

I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
 
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff.

I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
 
my dog always tried to catch bird but failed. then one day she actually got on and was o shit what do i do now.
 
My dog has chewed off a rabbits head then brought back the body. Then later that day I found him licking the baby rabbits almost like he was taking care of them after killing their mother. For some reson he loves eating bees, wasps and hornets. He's also caught pheasants, grouse, snakes and even a turtle that he brought back alive. I just hope he doesn't think he can bring back any of the copious amounts of snapping turtles around us now.
 
My dog used to attack groups of turkeys behind my house all the time and regularly caught flying bumblebees out of the air and ate them, also he caught a snake once.

My younger dog has no stealth so he rarely catches anything.
 
My dog killed my neighbours dog. Busted through a screen door and murdered it. No repercussions though because the dog was on our property.
 
my cat came back after hunting and was cut to shit bleeding everywhere...a few days/week or so later it came back with a HUGE fucking owl in its mouth

Ive never seen an owl in the wild before but I was surprised at how big it was, the cat was practically dragging the thing back to the house - I've never been so proud of a pet
 
My old dog bought back a 4-pointers head. I'm sure it was dead already.

Her regular gifts would be half a woodchuck every now and then.

My cat catches frogs, toads, birds, squirrels, chipmunks and he brings back the neighbor's garbage.
 
I was looking out my window on a nice summer day to see a turkey "how majestic" I thought to myself as I saw my cat run around the corner of the house and tackle the full grown turkey grab it by the neck and drag it into the woods. I'm talkin full grown turkey here.
 
i illustrate your period-less story for greater effect.

i once saw a turkey:

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all of sudden my cat came firin around the corner

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and it is all like...

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and dragged the thing into the woods. afterwards the cat wasnt hungry for 40 days and 40 nights.

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end of story
 
Once my dog had an epic battle with a groundhog. Motherfuckers went at it for a while. My dog ended up with 3 stitches in his food, groundhog got away
 
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