Most Badass Thing your pet has ever caught

Dog Caught and killed 1 morning dove, 1 squirrel, and numerous bugs

People let their cats run loose in our neighborhood and hes come in with a mouthful of assumed to be cat hair multiple times.
 
I'd always come home to find a bunch of dead squirells rabbits and birds just chilling on my deck. The oddest thing is I don't have any pets....
 
I'd always come home to find a bunch of dead squirells rabbits and birds just chilling on my deck. The oddest thing is I don't have any pets....
 
You didn't know it, but your deck was host to a secret underground animal deathmatch. Winner ruled the neighborhood.
 
I have two Greyhounds. They kill countless groundhogs, squirrels, mink, anything that gets into my yard. They killed a deer I think, one bit a deer's neck, I'm guessing it died because we found a dead deer a little ways off my property. Dope none the less.
 
My cat sprun of the railing of my deck, flipped around the bird as it grabbed it, and landed back on the deck with bird in mouth. Cats are badass. Then my dogs ate my cat.
 
When i was a kid I found 7 kittens in my shed, kept two and they were super badass. When they were probably 8 months old they disappeared for a couple days and came back to my door with a mutilated 3 foot long bull snake. one cat was draggng it by it's neck and the other taking up the rear. Then they tried to eat it.
 
my cat has killed a bunch of snakes. not that they were probably very hard to catch, but he did look pretty badass trotting across the yard with one sticking out either side of his mouth.

pretty sure he afterbanged too...
 
My dog Mogul (Cockerspaniel/poodle mix, was like 10 pounds at the time) as a puppy once got out of his cage which was locked with a carabiner, then proceeded to push a bar stool out so he could climb onto it, then onto our counter, then walk across our sink and stove, to then knock the lid (pretty heavy ceramic) off of our coockie jar without breaking it, to eat like 20 coockies, then he went to the sink and hit the tap so he could get a drink. No joke, we came back to find all the cookies eaten, the tap running, and our dog had the biggest smile on his face.

Insert picture of the culprit, he was even smaller than this when it happened:

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In poland on our families farm we have a mousing cat, would bring back mice like 10 times a day no joke, she'd always drop them off under the table but we'd give them back to her and shed eat um. Outdoor animals are dope as fuck.
 
My old cat who was huge and kind of scary killed and brought home someones pet ferret with a collar still on it. My other cat jumped off of a fence and caught a bird mid-flight.
 
I'm sorry but I find that hard to believe, not saying I don't believe just that its a stretch. A "decent" sized tom is around 25 lbs. Turkeys have a very good sense of hearing and sight ( can see about 300 degrees around them). THis makes it hard enough to get within 30-40 yards of them just to get a shot off hunting, let alone attack them. Also they have very long and sharp spurs on their feet that can do serious, and I mean serious damage. I do not see how a cat would be able to sneak up on a turkey, let alone not get torn to shreds by it.
 
Same here except they were baby rabbits.

She used to bring back dead birds too. Idk how the fuck you catch birds but she did it...
 
Yeah, same here. except, he he fought bobcats too, and one of them slashed his face open. he still killed it, except the cut got infected ad he died.
 
My neighbors dog drug a whole deer head and spine out of the woods and into their backyard one time. Had to go to the vet and get shots to prevent disease.
 
one time my, dog that is a mix between a yorki and a bichon (quite possibly a mix between the most rowdy small dog and mellow small dog) caught a fucking bird and ate its head off. we were gone at the time but came home to a dog puking and a headless bird carcass so we kinda put 2 and 2 together
 
This is my cat. Not very badass, but its like the only thing it's killed. It was a fatass shelter cat, never been outside, then i let it out and it killed this bitch ass mole.

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my cat has also caught moles. never seen one alive in my yard, but i guess they are there. Also had a fatass cat, twenty pounder, who one time got a baby bird that fell out of the nest. Fatass ate it whole, barely even chewed it.
 
oh and one time my neighbors american bull dog puppy tried to eat a gartner snake and choked to death. not like they took care of it any ways
 
Thank you sir squirrel. And there's no real point of arguing with you because... It did happen... It was a Tom... And my cat fucking murdered it. Let it be son let it be
 
My old dog (husky-mutt mix) drug half of a baby deer onto my lawn when I was younger

No pics cause It was in the 90s when kids didn't have cameras haha
 
Damn I keep remembering more badass stuff. Our black labs are the ones that killed 2 deer and my cat, we had a collie before them and it and the husky from down the street killed our big goat.
 
Sorry if I offended you. I said right in my post that I didn't not believe you, I was just simply pointing out facts. Wasn't meaning to argue, sorry if it seemed that way. I've just been in a bad mood all day and have been kinda taking it out on the internet.
 
I hear ya. if i could post pictures of my beast of a cat to cheer you up. i would but its physically impossible for me to do that. much love brother
 
My 12 year old dog still can catch wasps out of the air... She mutilates them..."Hannah! Bee Hannah! Bee!"... And then it begins
 
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