Most Amazing Quote.
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lagwagon
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How about: "FUCK HIGHSCHOOL, YOUR EDUCATION SYSTEM IS A JOKE."
I hated high school. It was the biggest waste of time, could have compressed 5 years work into 2 easy. Then I would have had 3 years to actually learn something useful like how to save us from the upcoming obliteration of humanity.
I hated high school. It was the biggest waste of time, could have compressed 5 years work into 2 easy. Then I would have had 3 years to actually learn something useful like how to save us from the upcoming obliteration of humanity.
skippah_BC
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this is the one:
"Ya I'm gay, so what"
-Ellen DeGeneres
"Ya I'm gay, so what"
-Ellen DeGeneres
SIX-SOLDIERS
Member
GO BIG OR GO HOME
JOHNNY TSUNAMI!!!!!!
JOHNNY TSUNAMI!!!!!!
Thorvildsen
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eat you vegtabels
This is my personal fav: thinking before talking is like wiping your ass before taking a shit.
just change ass to butt nd shit to dump
This is my personal fav: thinking before talking is like wiping your ass before taking a shit.
just change ass to butt nd shit to dump
-LineDarkside-
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one by me
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads without having there motives questioned"
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads without having there motives questioned"
Cheeseninja
Member
"So long and thanks for all the fish."
Okay, maybe it was a bit nerdy.
Okay, maybe it was a bit nerdy.
zepscratch
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one of my favs "and in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make"-beatles. or just listen to some bob dylan, every line would make a good quote.
CooksCorner
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THIS WINS
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
-HP Lovecraft
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
-HP Lovecraft
candidefan04
Member
thats not it
it's
"too big not to go big, (slaps him self in the head twice), gotta go big
it's
"too big not to go big, (slaps him self in the head twice), gotta go big
heavymetalwinner
Member
This is a fucken excellent quote
" So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, ya know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them im a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. Twelth Son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long,, into a 10,000 foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga galunga. So we finish the 18th, and I know hes gonna stiff me. And I say, 'hey Lama, how bout a little something, ya know for the effort, ya know?' And he says, ' Oh, uh, there wont be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will recieve total conciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
-Groundskeeper Carl Spackler
(Bill Murray) Caddyshack
" So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, ya know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them im a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. Twelth Son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long,, into a 10,000 foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga galunga. So we finish the 18th, and I know hes gonna stiff me. And I say, 'hey Lama, how bout a little something, ya know for the effort, ya know?' And he says, ' Oh, uh, there wont be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will recieve total conciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
-Groundskeeper Carl Spackler
(Bill Murray) Caddyshack
whattheshit
Active member
HAHAHAHA
either use that or any mike tyson quote
either use that or any mike tyson quote
1080_grinder
Active member
get rich or die trying - 50 cent
skichica128
Member
"to the world you're just one person, but to one person you could mean the world"
"success is falling down seven times but getting up eight."
"success is falling down seven times but getting up eight."
