This is a fucken excellent quote
" So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, ya know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So I tell them im a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dali Lama himself. Twelth Son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one- big hitter, the Lama- long,, into a 10,000 foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga galunga. So we finish the 18th, and I know hes gonna stiff me. And I say, 'hey Lama, how bout a little something, ya know for the effort, ya know?' And he says, ' Oh, uh, there wont be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will recieve total conciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
            -Groundskeeper Carl Spackler
             (Bill Murray) Caddyshack