Mormans just came to my house...

they always come to my house too. i tell them that things owuld be diffrent if it were up to me, and that mormon hunting season would open back up, not just in utah but everywhere there are mormons. silly little folk they are.
 
Are you sure that they were Jahovas...like people in SUITS...its annoying how they try to sell religion it is completely stupid
 
ask them how the want to keep recruiting other mormans when there's a limit to how many people they let into morman heaven.
 
Mormonism is just a scary religion. Period. Just a few things to read from a site called www.exmormon.org

Mormonism includes many other unusual doctrines which you will probably not be told about until you have been in the church for a long time. These doctrines are not revealed to investigators or new converts because those people are not yet considered ready to have more than "milk" as doctrine. The Mormons also probably realize that if investigators knew of these unusual teachings they would not join the church. In addition to those mentioned elsewhere in this article, the following are noteworthy: NOTES

* God was once a man like us.

* God has a tangible body of flesh and bone.

* God lives on a planet near the star Kolob.

* God ("Heavenly Father") has at least one wife, our "Mother in Heaven," but she is so holy that we are not to discuss her nor pray to her.

* We can become like God and rule over our own universe.

* There are many gods, ruling over their own worlds.

* Jesus and Satan ("Lucifer") are brothers, and they are our brothers - we are all spirit children of Heavenly Father

* Jesus Christ was conceived by God the Father by having sex with Mary, who was temporarily his wife.

* We should not pray to Jesus, nor try to feel a personal relationship with him.

* "God" ("Jehovah") in the Old Testament is the being named Jesus in the New Testament.

* In the the highest degree of the celestial kingdom some men will have more than one wife.

* Before coming to this earth we lived as spirits in a "pre-existence", during which we were tested; our position in this life (whether born to Mormons or savages, or in America or Africa) is our reward or punishment for our obedience in that life.

* Dark skin is a curse from God, the result of our sin, or the sin of our ancestors. If sufficiently righteous, a dark-skinned person will become light-skinned.

* The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. All humanity before the Great Flood lived in the western hemisphere. The Ark transported Noah and the other survivors to the eastern hemisphere.

I know they're not exactly "shocking" but if you have the time, and aren't a pre-pubescant 13 year old punk, who thinks reading is homosexual, then give the website a glance. It will teach you a lot about a foolish religion, and man named Joseph Smith.
 
Whoa, there religion is crazy. But heck, I think all religions are crazy lies and a waste of a time. Don't get mad at me or anything, that's just what I think.
 
OMG their religion makes more sence than Catholisism.Not saying that its hard jusst pointing something out
 
haha, they got owned by Jehova's witnesses.

GET IN THA HOUSE, GET IN THE HOUSE

when he got in the house he sounded pissed like he realized that he got bullied by Jahova's witnesses
 
Im not a church person at all and those all sound retardedly crazy but i bet if u look up just about any churchs exact rules, or whatever they're called, you'll find a bunch of stupid shit like that. Its like those old laws that are still written down somewhere that are just abolutely absurd. That doesnt necessarily mean mormans carry out or believe in all or any of those.
 
My friend who knows a lot about mormanism, but isn't a morman, told me when Joseph Smith traveled from the east coast to utah with his followers, he told people that god would protect him on his journey...he was killed half way there.
 
I am just waiting for that day to happen to me, just some mormons to show up at my door and then fuck with them. the best part is how pissed off the mormons got. I would have soo much fun
 
I had to do a report on mormonism in school but I broke out laughing halfway though it because it was so ridiculous. The ideas are so insanely far-fetched that it's disheartening thinking about how so many people devote their lives to it. Then you look at other religions that are just as bad and it makes you want to cry.
 
when they arrive...tell them that their religion is fuckin shit..haha...then explain that if the really read the book of mormon(which i have before), it sounds like they guy who wrote it got hammered, went out into the woods of vermont, then talked to a squirrel who had a box that wasnt allowed t be opened...dead serious, thats what i got from it, it sounds like that in a nutshell
 
I know a few mormons and I wouldn't call any of them "sketch." In fact, they're some of the nicest people I've met, it's just that their values are different than mine so I don't hang out with them.
 
Thank you. Finally somebody who doesnt talk out of their fuckin ass. My cousins a mormom. He is the most down to earth, kickass skier, kickass friend.
 
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