Mormans just came to my house...

ITs true, you want to know about mormons ask a mormon, most are way chill and down to earth. Anybody who knows any mormons will tell you that.
 
yeah i dunno about mormons..but if jehova's witnesses ever come to your door just say your Catholic (even if you aren't). my cousin always gets them coming to his door and he swears by this. once you say that, they just either say something like "thanks for your time" and leave, or jsut straight up leave.
 
how about i question you then... howd you feel about the 55th chapter of alma? if youre such a scholar, name a few of the people that appear in the book... should be easy for someone who is as knowledgeable about the book as you...
 
Some Jehovah witnesses came to my door when I was in 4th grade or something. I was home alone with my brother. They asked what I learned that day, I said nothing. They taught me something then said that I could tell my mom I learned something that day. Woohoo. I was scared out of my mind.
 
The book "under the banner of heaven" by jon krakaur is a good description and history of mormonism from a non-buyist perspective for people really interested in the stuff martock-freestylist was saying, its a good read and written by the same author as into thin air. Be ready for some fucked up shit, freaky muslim shit, going on in our country if you pick it up.
 
mormons are all right im christian and i can co exist but the jehovahs witnesses are scary
 
they came to my house too

so we went to salt lake and looked at the morman church, then they asked us if we wanted to get there book, we said no but they forced us into recieving it.....a few weeks later 2 mormans are on our doorstep delivering their book by hand, it was pretty funny
 
i dont hate the mormon church.

i dont hate all mormon people

but i sure do fucking hate a lot of them

and i live in Draper, Utah, so anyone who wants to tell me that i dont know them, or understand them might as well start licking my hairy ball sack right now.
 
I've got a few friends who are mormons, they're nice like none other, but they have whacked out beliefs, as do the J-witness'....those guys are straight up out of thier minds. My friend who's mormon though told me that those two religions don't get along at all, and that people in her mormon church used to get together to toilet paper the houses of some jehovahs witness people, I thought it was pretty funny that they do that to each other. And that video was crazy, that dude got so pissed, I'd love to see someone like that tell me to get in my own house, might have to show him what's up, but he was provoked pretty good.
 
one time last year some jehova witness ladies came to our house and I answered the door and was nice to them and accepted their leaflets and thought that was that. But every Sunday they came back. My roomate is a religious study major and a Catholic and he debated them on their beliefs and he got them so confused and contradicting themselves that the following week they came back with like the one of the head guys of their church and still couldn't make a sound argument against my roomate
 
we have mormons show up at my door about once a year just to make sure my mom is doing alright hahaha. My mom USE to be mormon. Her parents were mormon so technically she was too....although she didn't agree with lots of it and she ended up not going to church ever since she got to college. but yea when the mormon guys come my dad loves it. haha he always talks to them about the most random shit ever. like last time im pretty sure he showed them our garden haha
 
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