Mitch Hedberg = FUNNY SHIT!

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Arabian.

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Just check out the signature. Mitch is one of the funniest comedians ever. Up there with George Carlin and Dane Cook.
 
semi new cd bump.. do you believe in gosh

http://rapidshare.com/files/143803422/Mitch_Hedberg_-_Do_you_believe_in_Gosh__2008_.rar

 
he actually says the most brilliant things.

shame about the speedball death but it was fun while it lasted.

also look at his eyes when he's performing...
 
I fucking love Mitch he has to be my favorite comedian

RIP Mitch you're the man

"When I get a new phone number I want it too be real easy, something like 222222 then I would say sweet and people would ask me 'Mitch how can I get a hold of you?' and I'll say 'Just press 2 for a while' and when I answer you will know you have pressed 2 enough"

"My sister wanted to be an actress but now she lives in a trailer. She made it halfway. She's like an actress that never gets called to the set"

"I did a movie scene where I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, which was cool but if you're looking for pot don't buy it on a movie set. But that's a cool story I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, its almost as cool as smoking real pot with a guy that looks like Peter Frampton, that happens to me way more"
 
"the other day I was looking at my drink and I realized that the lime was floating. I thought to myself, next time I am on a boat and it sinks, I will not reach for and life ring, I will reach for a lime."
 
haha i love him, my favorite is "the other day i saw a wino eating grapes and i was like 'dude, you gotta wait"
 
mme ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly tooth picks? I"M FOR EM!

I like my sandwich with alfalfa sprouts. WELL YOUR NOT IN THE FUCKING CLUB!

What kinda bread? rye, no banana, you got banana bread? what kinda cheese? Cottage. GET THE FUCK OUT, i am not making a banana bread pastrami cottage cheese sandwich, that will severely ruin my reputation.
 
Awesome, I fucking WISH I could have seen him live. FUCK.

Best ever: An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
 
Did you seriously include Dane Cook with George Carlin and Mitch Hedberg?? Shame on you.....

on another note,

"I dont have a girlfriend....but i know a girl that would be really mad if she heard me say that."
 
if you go into my itunes and click most played, both of his albums have been listened too over 200 times, he is by far my favorite comedian.

 
Mitch is amazing

my friend told me about him the day before he died, and I still listen to him on a regular basis
 
I have his album do you believe in gosh its fucking the best.
" In venice Italy they have canals instead of streets, so in Venice we gotta keep the kids off the canals."
 
look at the date...thread was posted in 2006. I don't think he was thought to be terrible back then like he is now.
 
He had three albums. Do You Believe in Gosh? Mitch All Together, and Strategic Grill Locations (titles might be a little off, but point is that there were three and you should get the one you dont have)
 
I remember he died when I was still in college, we went down to college park and saw the very last show he did. The day he died we all got ripped and just listened to some of his albums instead of going to class.
 
rice is really good when you are hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
mitch hedberg is hilarious, by far my all time favorite comedian. sucks he died
 
You know how on a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield?

But on a banana.. its just the opposite...

Green means... 'Hold on....'

Yellow means... 'go ahead...'

and red means.. 'where did you get that bananaaaah...'
 
DANE COOK IS A TERRIBLE COMEDIAN!!!!!! He steals ALLLL of his shit from so many people. Louis C.K. almost stole him

EVIDENCE: here is a clip with some shit side by side. Its exaclty the same. You can youtube other stuff and you'll see what i mean.

heres one link
http://www.redban.com/audio/danesteals.mp3

Dont even think about putting Dane Cook in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg

---k
 
hahaha you just reminded me of that family guy episode where stewie makes fun of Dane and how his comedy is allll about the delivery of the jokes. soo funny. Couldn't find it anywhere though..
 
his stand up is still good. it's just his show is...not.

His type of comedy really doesn't fit a show well at all. You need someone like daniel tosh to do a show.
 
I had an ant farm once, those fuckers didn't grow shit! I said how about some carrots or some celery. Plus, if I pull your legs off, you look like tiny snowmen.

Tennis is a good sport, but its frustrating, because no matter how good you get, you will never be better than a wall. I played a wall once, they're fuckin relentless!

Slappy the Frog > Smokey the Bear
 
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