Meet Vermin, a Presidential Candidate

Oh go figure, he is running as a democrat. He's funny but not as funny as Jimmy McMillian "the rent is too damn high"
 
But c'mon, the guy's been around since '88 supposedly, that's dedication for political mockery.

 
"I am a friendly fascist, I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life because I do know what is best for you. Yes, I am a politician I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires. Because you are my constituents. You are the informed voted public and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make. Vote early vote often. And remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away."

Hes got my vote.
 
I'm actually going to vote for him in the primary and election. I have no faith in any of the other candidates and his logic is flawless.
 
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