"I am a friendly fascist, I am a tyrant that you should trust. And you should let me run your life because I do know what is best for you. Yes, I am a politician I will promise you anything your little electoral heart desires. Because you are my constituents. You are the informed voted public and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make. Vote early vote often. And remember a vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote completely thrown away."
Hes got my vote.