those are stinger water skis, he mounted them up to show the advanteges of the spatula technology, you can turn side ways on the steepest of steepest slopes effortless because they are so big, there is a clip of him in focused sliding this gigantic face the measured 45 degrees entirely sideways
best pick up line ever: hey baby where both your parents retarded? because you are one very special girl
SFHNC 900/2000