Make a wish, granted but.....

[TheQuailman]

so first someone makes a wish they wanna come true (example: I wish I could ski forever) but than the next guy says "granted but" and than says something funny that would make a good wich go bad. (example but you can only the bunny hill)

so to start it off...

"i wish i could marry the hottest girl in the world"

 

[SkierX]

But she has the HIV

 

[Alexander_Keith]

I wish i never had to pop another zit again

 

[SkierX]

But you had to burn off your genital herpes.

 

[SkierX]

Ohhh.. you got me there, because there are no good STD jokes I can rip out there.

 

[Myke]

but he only recieves

 

[duhamelski]

i wish i had as many wishes as i wanted

 

[skijunkiedtm]

but deep inside you want none

 

[snarky]

i wish i won the lottery

 

[Drail]

but split the pot so many ways that you come out with a dollar.

I wish I was the happiest person on earth.

 

[StevenSegal]

i wish i could huck a 1440, without even trying

 

[snarky]

but everyone else dies

 

[jimmychung]

^granted, but you can't actually land one, thus you break all your bones and die.

i wish i could get college over with

 

[Tom.]

you are, but only because everyone else becomes incredibly depressed

 

[860]

But go to night school for the rest of your life

 

[562056961108]

I wish i could retire right now, 20 million rich.

 

[skijunkiedtm]

granted but you are married to fat std infected leach

 

[jKutcher]

granted, but the government locks you up for tax fraud and takes all your posessions.

 

[akerbacker]

i wish i had a 20 inch penis

 

[Astomp]

but your gay

 

[562056961108]

granted, but you're confined to a gay community from which you cannot escape, because you're a sex slave.

 

[timmi]

i wish i was an ugly butt faced frog with genitle warts.

 

[user098123]

Granted, then your legs are removed and fried.

 

[timmi]

way to kick me when im down...

 

[BurgRider]

I wish twistedfaith wouldnt make gay threads

 

[duhamelski]

granted that if you dont have anything better wish for, you must have a perfect life

 

[leckett1]

i wish my mom would quit buying shitty regular chips and buy sour cream and onion

 

[sherpasrock]

granted. but they're moldy

 

[396222687862]

i wish i got my body weight on weed

 

[BurgRider]

yeah its not going to bad actually...haha

 

[triebby]

graned but you now have severe asthma

 

[BigZero]

i wish that bush had never won his elections

 

[whattheshit]

but you would have had kerry.

 

[duhamelski]

no we would have al gore

 

[dowalibeast]

i wish i only needed two hours of sleep per night.

 

[bobs]

oh snap

 

[Tom.]

granted, but you now need 6 hours of sleep per day

i wish i was imortal

 

[Myke]

but you can't ever have sex or ski.

 

[JNix.]

i wish i lived out west

 

[StevenSegal]

i wish ^^^^ was never aloud to try and comment on politics again without knowing what the hell he's talking about...

 

[magic_steve]

i wish i was hung like a horse

 

[duhamelski]

granted. and now everyone knows you are small

 

[magic_steve]

hahah

 

[magic_steve]

not anymore!

 

[SilkyJohnson]

i wish i could meet a manbearpig

 

[Prorider2themax]

but i killed the last one while manbearpig hunting last weekend

 

[bangarangmules]

i wish i could get to sleep

 

[dowalibeast]

but you will only have dreams about you participating in homosexual situations.

 

[user098123]

Granted, but then you wake up with a fat chick in your bed.

 

[bangarangmules]

damn i just got onw3d

 

[ThaLorax]

i wish ^^^^ was never aloud to try and comment on politics again without knowing what the hell he's talking about...