Make a wish, granted but.....

[dowalibeast]

i wish i had a nickel for everytime i heard noob uttered ont his site.

 

[bangarangmules]

but then you lost your millions in a fire

 

[a.beezy]

but you had to give a nickel back to every n00b who got pwn3d

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

nickels dont burn silly!

i wish i had AIDS!!!!!!!!!

 

[bangarangmules]

i guess not, but they could melt?...but i was thinking if he cashed it in for green

i wish that i could have a snow day tommorow, so i could ski all day

 

[a.beezy]

granted, but then they found a cure.

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

why then he couldnt have a pool of nickels silly!

^DAMN now no one will feel bad for me and ill have to cut more WAHHHHHHHHHHHH

i wish there was no cure for aids !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!q!1

 

[bangarangmules]

what the heck you didnt answer mine. but anyway to yours...granted that you have aids

 

[a.beezy]

granted, but then u get AIDS, herpes, and gonerrhea

 

[a.beezy]

and....so does your mom.

 

[StealthSteez]

I wish I could be a billionair and buy as many cars as I wanted..

 

[bangarangmules]

granted that you couldnt pay for gas cuz you spent it on all of the cars

 

[SkiMN]

I wish I could ski...

nah

too easy...

I wish I had all the STD free, hot, tight pussy, attached to hot girls, I could ever want, and will be forever straight, and never confined to a gay comunity, or anything else that would ruin my wish.

 

[SteezePatrol]

Granted. But then you realized you were gay, forever cut off from your bretheren.

I wish I was a giant tortuise, living for 200 years

 

[dowalibeast]

granted....but people always steal your shell.

 

[Elijah.]

But then you got hit by a motorboat full of tourists.

I wish that I could have a neverending jug full with cold guniess.

 

[Myke]

Granted, but I pissed in the pot the beer was brewed with.

 

[dowalibeast]

i wish there were no stupid/mean people on NS

 

[jKutcher]

granted, but then NS would cease to exist!

 

[ThaLorax]

and then half the site got banned

 

[ThaLorax]

dammit, beat me to it

 

[SteezePatrol]

how about this, I'll give you a wish.

you are now no longer short and confused, but rather tall, dark, all knowing, and handsome, like me.

buuuuuut

 

[ThaLorax]

but nothing?

 

[Smidt]

I wish I was A pro skier and mountain biker

 

[a.beezy]

granted, but then global warming melts all the snow and huge floods destroy all the mountains.

 

[freeski1620]

thats a shitty deal.

pro skier with no where to ski.

if it were me. i would cry.

 

[ThaLorax]

Apartenly, I wish I was SteezePatrol

 

[Smidt]

Granted but then steeze leaves and you are left with noting to patrol