Lord of the Rings 3

fuck you man, that movie is so sick, and if you cant get into fictional shit, you have no fuckin imagination

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
word krongos you tell em

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
daddy-o you posted three times saying the movie sucked and it was gay just shut the hell up already

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

'Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet.'
 
the ten minute preview only has like 30 seconds to a minute of movie footage, the rest is actors and crewmen talking

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
Fuckin Ara-fucking-gorn.

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
i know what your talking about man

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
it would be sweet if nothing got cut out, like all that shit with the amrshes of the dead

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Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
 
and ghan buri ghan because that guy rules

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yeah those guys were sick

and why did frodo get taken to that city in gondor, that never happened in the book. they just left the waterfall place to go on thier way, didnt they?

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 
I get slightly irritated when people only refer to it as a movie...it is a trilogy of novels...then it was adapted to films...just my 2-cents

My future's so bright I gotta wear shades.

I miss my old signature.
 
First, I'll say that I have the first 2 movies on reg. and collectors edition, and I know pretty much everything about the books, so maybe this is why I think this, but anyhow,

The movies annoy me almost as much as I like them. I mean they do a lot of stuff right, but the stuff they get wrong they get wrong for no reason and it screws a lot of characters and plot structures up. I could give you a bunch of examples but u prolly wouldn't want to read them... just saying that Peter Jackson couldve made these ten times better by sticking to the books, and by NOT HIRING LIV TYLER and trying to get her screen time.

 
HOLY SHIT THAT'S GONNA BE SWEET, i just saw the trailer

Matt

Member 2912

Last Week I went to Outdoor school Camp with my grade.My teacher was in a Field talking to his Girlfriend at 11:30 pm, my friend and I were suspicious so we flashed a flaslight in the eyes of my teacher and they were closed. We Burst out laughing I said 'His having phone sex'. So the Next Day I went around and told EVERYONE in my grade what happened last night. I said to them 'on the count of 3 we'll say MR. GIBSON were you MASTERBATING last night. My teacher we so red, it was fucking Hilarious

My Teacher: Yeah I Whack The Dog

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yeah well as the resident lotr fan here, i must say that the only thing i think was done wrong in the first two movies is faramir's character was completely wrong and gimli should be more badass and less comic relief. as for the arwen being a big part, i dont think thats so bad because all that stuff happens in the book, in the appendix

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i concur with Dan, they fucked up Faramir's part, he was supposed to be the morally stronger one.

'I call your momma Roy Jones cause she raise chickens!'

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'In this journey, you're the journal or the journalist'

-Talib Kwelli

 
they could not have fit the whole of each novel into a movie, which is why they had to cut corners in the story, which i see as acceptable. it would have been impossible to stick to the novels.

yeah, gimli should kick a lot more ass, in the novel he and legolas are both wicked ass fighters, but in the movie it seems that legolas is a heaps better fighter than gimli. just my opinion

-What

Happiness is an anagram for penis pash

 
Heh...resident lotr fan...good to have another 1. Yeah, I'm a little more strict than u with the movies' problems, I agree on Faramir, but in the 2nd one alone, they did the following things which annoyed me:

-Made Theoden look wrong to go to Helm's Deep.

In a bunch of scenes afterwards Gandalf and Aragorn are going on about how this is a bad idea, suggesting that Theoden doesn't know what he's doing. Totally messed up Theoden for me in the movie.

-Elves showing up at Helm's Deep

I like watching elves fight too, but 200 elves in a fortress against 10,000 orcs is practically a fair fight by themselves! In the Silmarillion the Elves slaughter the Orcs from the minute they're created, even when hugely outnumbered.

-Why were they in Osgiliath?

Sure, let's just take a major detour for no reason. This is Peter Jackson saying 'I could've told it better than Tolkein'.

-Aragorn's supposed death

Ciffhangers, cliffhangers. Tolkein had enough of them with Gandalf's rebirth, PJ has to throw in a bunch of other ones; Aragorn falling off the cliff, and Arwen supposedly going to the grey havens. I think this sort of thing cheapens the story.

Those are a few of the big ones...there were a couple more, and dozens of minor things that didn't really bother me. remember I'm not saying I didn't like the movie, hell I own it and I'm buying the collector's ed., but they could've not done some of this stuff and it would've been better. By the way Gollum was perfect.

One more thing, about Arwen: I'll never forgive Liv Tyler for the line 'If you want him, come and claim him'. Almost threw up right there...and the close up at the same time...o god im gagging. I won't get into the first movie's screw ups which were fewer in number. Save that for later.

 
but those things appeal to the less intelligent norm of movie go-ers, people who like the book they figure will create their own movie in their head...most of it was to abbreviate the length of the movie

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Bobadil is awesome, but I don't blame them for not putting him in, it would've taken at least an hour of screen time to do that story segment right.

 
Bobadil is awesome, but I don't blame them for not putting him in, it would've taken at least an hour of screen time to do that story segment right.

 
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