Line Motherships 05/06 STOLEN

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craigcski

Active member
YO WHOEVER TOOK MY SKIS GIVE THEM BACK AND I WILL SPARE YOUR LIFE. I AM ONE OF THE VERY SELECT FEW THAT HAVE THESE SKIS. AND IF THEY SHOW UP WITH SOMEONE SKIING THEM, THE OUTCOME OF THATS PERSON(S) FUTURE WILL NOT BE

SO FUTURISTIC.

P.S. I AM STRAPPED AT ALL TIMES

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-giarc rekoc-
 
I feel bad for you, but if I was rocking next year's Lines I would lock them up. But I ride 3 year old Dynastar concepts, so I shouldn't be talking.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
haha, balls to you my friend, that sucks

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
Craig may be a little cunt, but man, he has the fucking kung fu grip from hell.

I'd suggest giving the skis back.

 
im sitting next to Craig, and I can confirm he has a 457. magnum with a 1 foot barrel, all Chuck Bronson death wish style

www.h30films.net
 
they'll be all up on ebay

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
i can see it now 'brand new 05/06 line motherships given to me as a present from craig coker'

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph

Behind your back it goes

A little something like this is way to big to miss....

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

 
US Open in the front at the drop off area late last night

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-giarc rekoc-
 
somebody is a dumshit, cuz with the # of people rockin those skis, hes gonna get caught, and gang beat by all of NS and the line team

i rock the pow like none other
 
that royally sucks, your lucky in the sence that atleast they will be easy to spot, but other than that craig that blows

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
ouch!

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-Jonathan
Jibij Pro Shop
'jibij is the dope steeze. go there for all your core ski needs'
 
what kind of a person would steal skis ? fuck stealers fuck them in the bumm

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

ska is dead.... and you're next !
 
it won't be to hard to spot those skis on the hill if they're 05/06

roles royce is a car to be driven in, bentley is a car to drive

saying that something is so hot right now is so hot right now
 
what bastards.....find there ass's and kill them

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i'm 16% gay. that's pretty gay.-EastCoastPride

No you didn't stop lying you pre-pubesent cunt rag.- skiierman
 
i stole my skiis straight outta the shope...all i had 2 do was slip the shop keeper $600 and he turned a blind eye as i made my getaway...but on a more serious not i think people who steal skis r scum and should die

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Keeping New Zealand beautiful
 
you're just gonna have to post a pic so we can ID them

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- Josh Rainey

- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas

'And if i get caught then my ass is up north, straight on the course for upstated New York'-The Mobb
 
yea NS crew can fuck people over like the spammer back in august when his phone # got out

*Welcome to the dub ski radio show*

 
yo i live in the boonies so i won't see them but none the less will have my eyes peeled, and my 20 gauge double barrel shot gun loaded read to pepper the cheap fuck who stole your sticks.

SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
 
dude ill look out for them what a dumb fucker though there arent many people with unreleased lines bad choice for stealin what a fuckhead i mean who the fuck steals skis its like the scum of skiing society that huckers and lui kangs i bet the guy that stole them is wearing tight pants some homo jacket and briko goggles adn is huckin 1080 luikangs off cattracks as we speak fithy fuckin scum

Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.

 
i saw them sitting there after the big air if that helps any.

Don't take life to serious, you will never get out alive.

-Van Wilder-

Suck my Dick!

-Ron Jeremy-

 
CRAIG YOU LEFT YOUR FUCKING SKIS AT THE BASE OF GOLDEN PEAK ALL NIGHT. I SAW THEM STILL THERE IN FRONT OF THE LODGE AT 8:45. I THINK SAYING I GAVE AWAY MY NEW SKIS. FUCK!!!

bitches
 
holy shit, im sorry about that, but you'd think that the person who stole them wouldnt be riding them cuz they'd be easy to spot, but then again he is stupid enough to steal so let's just hope hes stupid enough to ride them in public

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strangers passing in hte street by chance two separate glances meet... and i am you and what i see is me
 
just keep an eye out and make sure if you find the person the punishment is harsh and includes a dull heavy object

 
What the fuck... I hope you get them back. Hopefully it shouldn't be too hard.

Sarah
Reppin' 907

See me at www.SnoFox.biz

''gnothi seauton (know yourself)''
-Socrates
 
maybie it's the mountain that took them if they got lost in the morning you know they were there all the night

but that sucks for I hope you'll get them back

Pag

*NORTHEAST CULT*

membre du *Quebec Riders Cult*
 
yo fuck everyone who steals twin tips and I know most of you who do are probably members of this site. Why would you do that shit to a fellow newschooler, go f yourselves, if I ever see anyone touch my ski I will sodimize you with my pole sideways

 
yea dude, dont fuck with coker, he has facial hair...

'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
and mad poker skills...we all know skills are requied these days...like numb-chuck and computer hacking skills

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ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Dragons Lair
 
Dont be stupid about your skis. LATE LAST NIGHT. What an easy swipe man. Kinda like why so many more cars get stolen in the winter time than summer, cuz people start their cars to warm up, then they go get a cup of coffee. The theifs dont even have to start the thing, they just go. Be smart next time.

>Out.

Welcome to Newschoolers. Now leave.

AbsoluteSkiShop.com
 
NS cracks me up

1.)they were left in an easy spot from what it sounds

2.)they were not locked up

3.)they are unreleased skis, upping the value

now if this was some no-name from the sticks everybody would be bashing the hell out of him on how he shouldnt leave his ski out and unlocked.

but NOOOOOO its craig coker, so lets all suck his dick because hes a pro and its ok if pros do stupid things because they are godly right? no, sorry, pros are just regular guys. craig your a great skier but an asshole for leaving your skis out at night unlocked and unsupervised and then complaining when they get stolen. you made a mistake and its all good, just don't complain about it because really, what did you expect?

and the rest of you are fucktards, im gettin sick of NS.

'The girl skiers fuckin suck, if i had a vagina i'd be pro.'
-joemuench
 
but in all reality, whos steals craig cokers skis? honestly? thats like beating up jesus......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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yeah because im sure the person who stole them knew that... a ski thief who spots unreleased skis is gonna nab them what do you expect?

'The girl skiers fuckin suck, if i had a vagina i'd be pro.'
-joemuench
 
well who steals any skis anyways, now that they know there craigs, they should get ontop of the fridge and place the skis in there asshole, and jump the fuck off with all there weight on the skis......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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