Lift Stories

my buddy peed of the lift chair once. he was solo on the chair ahead of me and another friend. we were just chillin and then we both sort of noticed this stream shooting out the left side of the chair. i thought it was pretty classic seeing as how i've never seen anyone pee off a chair before.
 
one time i saw a snowblader talkin shit to a snowboarder so the boarder got pissed and punched him in the nose and threw one of his blades into a tree
 
me and my brother were skiing at hemlock (i was 11) and the season passes come with a shoestring that you tie around your neck. well my brothers gets caught in the lift some how and he goes to jump off. well there is a drop at the end of the lift when the chair turns around. i get off the chair fine and when i look around i see my brother hanging from the chair with the string around his neck, and the stupid fucking liftie wasnt paying any attention and my bro keeps on going. well he gets like 10 ft and the stupid liftie finally sees him and stops the chair. the problem was that my brother was still hanging like 10 ft in the air. the pass snaps and my bro falls. my mom screams at the liftie and the ski patrol comes and everything. he ended up dislocating his elbow and had lacerations on his neck.

if it wasnt my brother i woulda been laughin
 
There was a like religous group that came to the mtn. i was on doubles and this kid i was with asked me what religion i was and I said jewish and he got real nervous and scooted over a bit. I laughed alot when I got off and told him i wasnt and he goes PHEW! .

I was about to hit this rail when out of nowhere these little babies come and hit the side lip of it. I was like watch out and this punk snowboarder goes shut the fuck up.

I skiied to him and he got out of his bindings and i did too. I just pushed him over and clicked back in. He was soo pwned and wet.

I skiied 3 days over a long weekend with no lift ticket and apparently they had reports of me jumping off the lift and skiing uncontrollably past people and going out of bounds. The dude that caught me gave me like an free hour ticket and said bye a ticket and we'll let it slide.

it was tight as hell
 
yeah, so this is a lift story and a non lift story. I dont know what mt i was at, think solitude, dont remember, but my friend had a water bottle in the side of his back, like big ol' nalgene bottle full of water, well, ice at that point, some how it shook loose fell out and landed 2 ft. in front of this chick, she freaked, caught an edge and just started tumbling. soo funny everyone on the lift was cracking up.

Non lift story, kinda funny, at our local mt. its all of 14 so trials one quad 2 t-bars, no terrain park, but one massive boulder that makes a perfect 40ft table when you shape it when there is enough snow, but there wasnt one day, so we built another 25ft table, pretty decent size but we dug all the snow out from in front of the jump so there is a 3-4ft hole for 10 ft in front of the jump, this gaper comes down full speed, then hits the brakes 10 ft before the jump, he falls right into the hole, this made my day because i was standing right next to the lip still shaping it
 
when i was like 2 or 3 i was getting off the chair and my racer chaser got stuck on the chair so i went around the whatever you call it at the end of the chair hanging by the seat of my pants..
 
so my friends and i are on an 8 person chair, but we decided to ride with 10 ppl (tried again later and got caught and royally raped by the lifties and patrols). we all link our poles into four 'strings' each with 5 poles. The chair was relatively low, so the bottom poles were always within a foot of the snow, and half the time were dragging. It basically created a 'wall' of ski poles from the chair moving up the hill. so many ppl skied into it it was soooooo funny.

another time i'm riding with some ppl and this one kid drills a sno-ball at some gaper 10 yr old and she just gets taken out. well it turns out she was leading a 'train' of gapers in a ski lesson, and this train of like 15 more ppl all ski into her one by one and made this huge pileup in the hill. it was soo funny cuz they all skied into her in such an 'organized' fashion one-by-one in the line.

last one, i'm on the chair with these randoms that i don't know. they all start playing 'footsies' with their skis, trying to scratch the snow off eachothers skis, and the kid beside me starts doing it to me. i get all pissed and tell em to screw off. then the kids all get mad and all start trying to scratch my skis and the kid b-side me takes a 'swipe' for my sticks but missed and hits the foot rest. his ski popped off and fell like 50 feet into this huge crevasse-like ravine and he couldn't get it cuz at the bottom is this huge ass river. i laughed at him the rest of the ride up cuz he had to buy new skis. what a tool
 
I was on the gondola at steamboat and it was hella windy and this guys snowboard blew out of the rack thing and fell right into the dude with the wooden bear on his porches front yard. i donno how he got it bak, but i thought it was funny as hell.

another time im standing in line at the gondy and this kid tries to get into the lift with his poles held horizontally so he doesnt fit but he tried like five times before the instructor helped him.
 
oh and this guy asked me where i was from and he said he used to go to DC and pick uphookers and he would like have a friend say there going up to the hotel and they would get out and the guy would jump back in and speed off , hence getting free hookers. though it was kinda funny
 
wow he musta been really comfterable talking to you... i once talked to some guy (older guy probably late 30's, maybe 40's) from california and he was telling me how he owned a skate shop and all the pro riders went there..and it didn't seem like he was lying and considering he had a jacket with his company on it.. i have no clue why he was in new york though
 
i convinced my cousin from fl to lick the metal part of the lift and his toungue got stuck to the lift cause it was so cold out
 
nite skking at timberline riding up mollies ex.press we get to the high point in the chair and my buddy who has cystic fibrosis( NASTY SHIT MUCUS AND MORE SHIT) is hacking away like all hell halcks up some feirce nasty loogie.. and hacks it.. now at this time there are some snowboarders down below straping in.. and this huge chunk of lung butter is comming down in such a matter that this one guy wearing a hlemut looks up to only get complety pooned by this mass of mucus... i hurd the splat and with the light the splater effect was very well documanted , im like oh shit.. lucky for us the lift stopped at that instant, instantly the kid starts pukeing and screaming. we were laughing so fuckin hard and this kid is roling around.. blinded and coverd in puke and mucus.. the kids older brother is like.. IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS,, my buddy whos a hot headed motherfucker is like.. AWSOME... so we role down. and this kid is still crying like nancy carigan and his brother sees the 4 of us and starts talking shit. we tell him off and say go fuck you self dont sit under the lift
 
duuude doooont worry about it yale doesnt give a fuck....its not like hes rich or anything he went pro like only a couple months ago and those guys are chill as fuck...no problems.
 
this faggot ski patroler was like hey show me your pass and i was like uhhhhh ( cuz i didnt have one) so i just stabbed him and threw him off the lift so i think he died but i dont give a fuck.
 
by bro told me a story about when he was on a lift with his friend and there was a guy below in the woods lookin for something. my bro said something that ticked the guy off. and then my bros friend hit him with a frozen snickers bar.

y a frozen snickers and y so random IDK
 
The craziest thing I ever saw, going up a really steep lift, this guy did a 360 Iron Cross off a 30 foot cliff (really) into some nice deep powder. I wish I was that good...
 
at my old school you could go up after school on the bus to the local hill(bigwhite). you pay like 30$ and you get bus dinner and lessons if you wanted but every skipped them.anyways, me and like 6 of my friends all take our drinks and stash them under our coats so the lifties cant see em. whenever we saw someone under the chair someone cracked open a pop and poured it all over them, it would pretty gay to egt pop poured on you but hey you gotta do what you gotta do. one of my crazy ass friends threw the whole pop at a kid, didnt even open it. it smoked him on the head and the kid had like a heart attack cause he was freaked out about what hit him. (he was wearing a helmet). last things i my other friend took his nasty ass pizza and threw it at a kid bombing mock 10 down the hill. he just kinda dropped it and the kid ran right into it it was sweet. he went everywhere and garage saled into a tree well. funniest shit ever....
 
hahaha

one time i was on the lift and these enorm faggot snowbladers were hitting this queer stump thing that makes ajump kinda on the lift line hiking it we were like "yoooo you guyz r sick nazty...hit that shit" but they were all lke its too steep so we called them faggots and the lift slowed down for something. the went "yeah well come here and say that...why you runnign away!?"(we were on a chair lift...) so yeah we keep saying shit till were by and they try to run up the hill with their bladez on (were about 2000 yards from the top minimum) they give up. so we decide to go down and theres 5 or 6 of us. we go down to where they were and 3 of us absoluely blast them in the face with ice balls, one of us slaps a kid in the face and knocks him over and our other crazy funny friend moons them as he rides by fast. they kinda just like sat there i shcok like pwnt noobs.
 
haha it was so funny this one time my brother, me, and a some friends were in the park and my brother was about to hit this rail when like 9 people with chiefs jackets on come storming through the park and one of them goes right in front of my brother and airs all the way over the rail my bro was gonna hit and the other ones go off the side of jumps and shit and air over boxes and shit it was so funny. wow that was quite the run-on sentence.
 
alright so this is kind of a right after the lift story, but whatever...

so me and 3 buddys got off the lift. and i was waiting for them to strap into their boards when one of my friends points down hill and says " hey, look ! a butt !", and sure enough this girls ass was hanging out of her pants, cheeks and all, sitting on the snow, while she was putting her bindings on. So we were yelling at her, cracking jokes at her expense ect. when i got a pretty freaking awesome idea.

I said " you know what would be really really funny..." and skied as fast as i could in the direction of the girls ass crack.

i then threw a hockey-stop as hard as i could within inches of her. sending a deadly wall of ice and snow into the bare butt of this poor girl

the snow completley filled her ass in and i skied away, doubled over laughing.

it was fucking sweet.
 
me and my friend pour drinks on people from the lift,

but one time it was like 10 30 at night, and we were like the last people on the lift.

there was no one around us for like 15 chairs, and it was mad cold and snowy and windy.

all of the sudden, at the highest point on the lift, it stops

chair was rockin because of the wind, so scary..

it stopped for like 20 minutes, then finally started again
 
T bar for the race course at Dub-v is great to fuck around on if two people are on it, basically it is a battle to see who can stay on to the top... and the lift through the trees at wachusett for night skiing runs...
 
ok so me and my friends are going up a triple at sunday river in maine (one to the top of moonstruck if anyone is familiar) we bring like 2 snowballs each... there is an outdoor pool and there was some fat guy in the hot tub out there facing away from the lift... one of my friends thew it at him and it hit him right in the back of the head... it was hillarious and he was like swearing at us and stuff... but he thew it from like wickid far away... it was sick
 
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