I don't get all the hate.
They aren't making you ride them, and if they have a press and the will to do it, why not? I for one would at least give them a try, I bet they could be a bit of fun, or at least something different.
This ridiculous. Just because someone tries something new everyone jumps on them. This is the exact same shitty mentality that holds us all back. Relax, take a breath, and realize that change is going to happen whether you like it or not, and that you will not be forced to use these in the park.