I'm conservative.
I am pro-life.  I believe in smaller government (not getting it right now though, grrrrrrrr, oh and dont mention the war when it comes to spending because our nations fiscal problems go far beyond that, it all comes from decades and decades of supporting crappy programs with our taxes and giving hundreds of millions to craphole countries and the UN).  I believe that every liberal program will eventually fail (programs like socialized health care in Canada, GB, etc. are already failing, and Social Security).  Anyone who doesn't believe Social Security is in danger of tanking is a moron.  Clinton talked about it all the time in the late 90's, Gore and Bush talked about it in the 2000 campaign.  When SS started there were 50 working people for every ONE person on SS.  Now the ratio is about 3/1 and it will get even smaller as the baby-boom generation hits retirement.
I believe that everyone deserves tax cuts.  And I don't believe that because someone makes 200gs a year they should be dumping nearly 40% of their income back into the government.  I believe that businesses deserve tax breaks because it loosens up their reserves and allows them to further research/develop products, create jobs, etc.  I believe that morons like Kenneth Lay should be in jail.  I know that the goons at Tyco, ENRON, and WorldCom pulled all this shit while Clinton was in office and it was the Bush admin that actually nailed these guys but everyone blames Bush.  I also believe that Michael Moore is a greed monger that capitalizes on National Tragedis and he is a lying hypocrit.  Al Franken is a moron.  Janine Garofolo is full of hate, and Noam Chomsky and all democraticunderground.com (with the exception of a few) are whack job conspiracy theorists that have drank a little too much kool aid in their day.