Let's list the reasons and ways that American's are extra special and should be treated as such.

Byron_tha_gr8

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-our dads have over 5 mil

-we killed osama

-invented the internet

-every other nationality is inferior due to our genetic advancements made by winning back to back world wars (UNDEFEATED!!)(SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST)

-"The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth.",- his Holiness, the living prophet Sean Hannity

- we have more guns than humans

-our cops don't drive clown cars

-our cops also actively remove and destroy those pesky immigrants who got shipped here a while back.

Addition together all those peaces, and you wind up with the greatest nation since 1865.

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Because the united states is the global hegemon and without them there would be massive power wars to try to fill the void left by the absence of american hegemony.
 
13381209:NewEscuelers said:
NS is waitin on you bud. It's just not worth the weird arguments that'll ensue
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Oh yes because this thread (made ironically with potential to be humorous) is far inferior to your latest thread (made completely seriously about something ridiculous).
 
America is awesome because every time I go there I get asked if I ride a kangaroo or if I'm like crocodile Dundee. Come on America pick up your game. I ride emus and I like to think of myself of more as a Hugh Jackman in Australia rather than crocodile Dundee
 
America is amazing because I stopped for gas once and the gas station had a buffet. I'm not even poking fun at your obesity that was fucking awesome.
 
Americans are all extremely fat and need special treatment because of that. Treating a fat person different is like treating a handicapped person different. Also doorways should be made wider so fat people can fit through easier.
 
13381670:crotchvent said:
Americans are all extremely fat and need special treatment because of that. Treating a fat person different is like treating a handicapped person different. Also doorways should be made wider so fat people can fit through easier.
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how does it feel to consistently get your ass pounded in the Olympics by a bunch of fat people?
 
13381676:Barefootin_Fiend said:
how does it feel to consistently get your ass pounded in the Olympics by a bunch of fat people?
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guess I worded that funny but I'm american so i do the ass pounding.
 
13381786:Chubz. said:
I would rather live in canada then this country.
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Really? Would you? Why's that? I'd love to hear your insight, even though you probably still live with your parents.
 
13381789:pussyfooter said:
Really? Would you? Why's that? I'd love to hear your insight, even though you probably still live with your parents.
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his suburban life would be so much better in canada for so many reasons that im going to have to get back to you with.
 
The United States population pays for the rest of the (western) world's defense and healthcare.

If the United States cut healthcare spending using the same techniques other western governments do, the evolution and progress of modern medicine would grind to a fucking halt.

If the United States stopped spending all the money we do on Defense, NATO would be irrelevant and Putin would have annexed Poland and Latvia by now. China would be all up in Taiwan and playing fuck fuck games with Vietnam and Japan, and starting to boss the Kewi's and Roo's around.

You are welcome.

P.S. And because we pay for those two things, we pretty much subsidize all the other sweet social programs your govy's get to pay for cause they ain't covering the (full, or even half) cost of defense and healthcare.

I guess the one thing you all can't thank us for is fucking Canada's oil based economy - on the flip side, it does mean all those Canadian residents will probably stop driving across the boarder to buy shit, and start paying their Canadian sales taxes again.
 
13381827:cobra_commander said:
The United States population pays for the rest of the (western) world's defense and healthcare.

If the United States cut healthcare spending using the same techniques other western governments do, the evolution and progress of modern medicine would grind to a fucking halt.

If the United States stopped spending all the money we do on Defense, NATO would be irrelevant and Putin would have annexed Poland and Latvia by now. China would be all up in Taiwan and playing fuck fuck games with Vietnam and Japan, and starting to boss the Kewi's and Roo's around.

You are welcome.

P.S. And because we pay for those two things, we pretty much subsidize all the other sweet social programs your govy's get to pay for cause they ain't covering the (full, or even half) cost of defense and healthcare.

I guess the one thing you all can't thank us for is fucking Canada's oil based economy - on the flip side, it does mean all those Canadian residents will probably stop driving across the boarder to buy shit, and start paying their Canadian sales taxes again.
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i saw three crashes in 2 days at Bellis Fair and Winco, all of them had Canadians involved.
 
13381257:North.West said:
Because the united states is the global hegemon and without them there would be massive power wars to try to fill the void left by the absence of american hegemony.
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This is so true. Read a book before you down vote it you idiots.
 
13381761:kim_jong_ill said:
Canada anal rapes USA in mens hockey at the olympics
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That's cool...at the last summer Olympics, the US took home 45 more gold medals than Canada, 24 more silver medals, and 17 more bronze medals. So yeah, that's only 86 more medals...way to try and claim a specific event like it matters though.

13381786:Chubz. said:
I would rather live in canada then this country.
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cool. as soon as you quit suckling mommy's teet, you can pack up and move your ass out of here.
 
13381789:pussyfooter said:
Really? Would you? Why's that? I'd love to hear your insight, even though you probably still live with your parents.
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13381809:SFB said:
lol ok
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13381810:Lord_Byron said:
his suburban life would be so much better in canada for so many reasons that im going to have to get back to you with.
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13381848:JAHpow said:
Lol
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Canada has better maple syrup

Canada has more moose

Canada is a better looking country

Canada has better skiing

The people ive met from canada have been nicer people than US people

Free health care

College tuition is like 10990947393638 times cheaper in canada

Ur mom lives in canada

hows that for insight eheath u fukn nerd

Get rekt m8s
 
13381910:fresh_prince said:
chubz didn't rek u pussyfoot but he does have a good point
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If you're under 18 and white, of course you "want" to live in canada because you're so smrt and no all thingz about da governmentz.
 
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