Korny jokes that took you a secondd...

damn. you took mine, but i've got a couple more.

What did Pumba say to Simba when he was being chased by his uncle?

"You Have to moofasa"

What do you call a pony with laryngitis?

I little hoarse.
 
my chem teacher tells this one

What do you do with a dead guy?

Barium!!!

what happens if you cant swim?

you zinc!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
what is micheal jacksons favorite thing about thirty eight year olds...?

there's thirty of them!!!!!

and aussie woman walks up to here husband with 2 black eyes,

what does her aussie husband say to her?

nothing hes already told her twice!!!!! yayayay i made a funny
 
a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

the bartender asks "where did u get that?"

the parrot replies "africa"
 
how do you get a giraffe into a fridge?

- open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.

how do you get an elephant into a fridge?

- open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.

the lion, is having a party and all the animals are going. which animal doesn't show up?

- the elephant, he's stuck in the fridge.
 
two atoms are walking down the street. one says to the other i lost an electron. the other says are you sure? the atom says yes im positive.
 
two goldfish are sitting in their tank.the one goldfish turns to the other and says,"hey man. you have any clue how to drive this thing?"
 
why does dr. pepper come in a bottle?

because his wife died.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKERS IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET THIS ONE
 
these are fucked up but my friend told me another one:a kid is fucking his sister. once theyre done, the sister says: wow, you were better than dad! and the guy says: Thats what mom said too!
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pantsThe bartender says "hey you have a steering wheel in your pants"the pirate responds with "ARRR i know its drivin me nuts"
A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his headThe bartender says "hey you have a roll of paper towels on your head"the pirate says "Arrr i know i gotta bounty on me head"
 
A chinese guy goes to the oncologist with eye problems. The doctor finishes the testing and says: "Well, I've found the problem, you have a cataract" The chinese guy replies: "No, I have a Rincoln Continental, but what's wrong with my eyes!?"
 
a girl from west virgina calls a teen help line.
Worker - HelloGirl - Hey i am 12 years old, and i live in west virgina. I have three brothers two older and one younger. I am also still a virgin.Worker - Ok, so whats the problem?Girl - Do you think my brothers are gay?
so there are two bulls standing at the top of a hill looking down at a field of cows. The younger one says "hey do you want to run down there and screw one of them?" the older one replies " I say we walk down and screw them all"

 
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