For all of those who were lucky enough to check out Team USA's video before it was snatched away from us due to music licensing issues, I have a treat for you.
I couldn't help but notice how everyone got a big kick out of one of the "models/actresses" from the video. This particular "star" happens to have braces, which clearly was good for the lolz. I mean...pouring champagne on bitches is one thing...but pouring champagne on a chick with braces? That's some next level shit for sure.
Well, it gets better.
Our metal mouthed star was gracious enough to create a NS account in order to plug her starring role in the video, as well as her riveting blog.
Her blog, apparently, is a promotional tool that she uses in order to "get her words out in the world". The blog traces her journey in becoming a famous hollywood actress...one obscure action sports parody music video at a time. Other highlights include: Everything that she cannot eat on her new detox diet, her outfit for the day, her experiences as a celebrity being recognized on the streets of Stockholm, and much much more!
This blog singlehandedly represents our society's slide into self absorbed, fame seeking madness. The level of self-delusion and vanity that must drive her every step is nothing short of breath taking and awe inspiring. Thanks reality television!
Please, please, treat yourself.
http://blog.jesstheactress.com/