There are many curious things in life, like: why drive all of the way down to SJ just to prank me on your day off? And, why was/am I not furious about my car getting punked? I sure thought I would have been. In short, to keep more cats from dying I will say “Damn. You caught me." Would you like to resuscitate all of the cats we've killed sometime with me? And uh-oh - wonder what else you have planned - just read your status.
... from a creepy guy i work with.