Its COPY and PASTE time ladies and gentlemen

When girls don't put out!!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all

dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

Ladys. Repost this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree, repost it.

Men, repost this because you have balls
 
GhandiGuy69: aight ill prob be with fayed so give us a ring ring if u got nething other wise ill talk to u later this week
 
know what you need to shut the fuck up. You need to take you dumass self and move the fuck on. He has some insiteful info and some of his advise on ladies men is dead on. This brings me back to my point of shut the fuck up

i was highlighting responses in another thread..i do it when i read them. musthave clicked copy
 
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Uhh I think I copied something out of this thread while viewing it previously

 
VI

1. Then let not winter's ragged hand deface,

2. In thee thy summer, ere thou be distilled:

3. Make sweet some vial; treasure thou some place

4. With beauty's treasure ere it be self-killed.

5. That use is not forbidden usury,

6. Which happies those that pay the willing loan;

7. That's for thy self to breed another thee,

8. Or ten times happier, be it ten for one;

9. Ten times thy self were happier than thou art,

10. If ten of thine ten times refigured thee:

11. Then what could death do if thou shouldst depart,

12. Leaving thee living in posterity?

13. Be not self-willed, for thou art much too fair

14. To be death's conquest and make worms thine heir.

The theme of the previous sonnet, that summer's beauty must be distilled and preserved, is here continued. The youth is encouraged to defeat the threatened ravages of winter by having children. Ten children would increase his happiness tenfold, since there would be ten faces to mirror his. Death therefore would be defeated, since he would live for ever through his posterity, even if he should himself die. He is much too beautiful to be merely food for worms, and must be encouraged not to be selfish, but to outwit death and death's conquering hand.



 
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NOW THIS IS A STORY ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED RIGHT UPSIDE DOWN AND ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST SIT RIGHT THERE AND TELL YOU ABOUT HOW I BECAME A PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BELLAIR!
 
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702 Baker Street,

Nelson, BC, Canada

Gerick Cycle and Sports has been operating since 1982. The present store in Nelson has been operating since 1991. Over this period the store has experienced many different product incarnations, and has consistently evolved to meet the changing needs of our community. We are active participants in the community and involved with virtually all local events. If there is a race or event going on you can bet that we are somehow attached to it.

If cycling is your interest we have you covered, from freeriding to road racing, bmx or dirt jumping, kid’s bikes or cruisers, we are your store. And yet we are so much more. We specialise in Nordic, alpine and telemark ski gear and also carry a complete line of hockey. Phone Toll Free:

1-877-GERICK-1

(1-877-437-4251)

Phone: 250-354-4622

Fax: 250-354-1422

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Main Entry: 1tool

Pronunciation: 'tül

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English tOl; akin to Old English tawian to prepare for use -- more at TAW

1 a : a handheld device that aids in accomplishing a task b (1) : the cutting or shaping part in a machine or machine tool (2) : a machine for shaping metal : MACHINE TOOL

2 a :

something (as an instrument or apparatus) used in performing an

operation or necessary in the practice of a vocation or profession

tool[/i]s> b : an element of a computer program (as a graphics application) that activates and controls a particular function c : a means to an end
 
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