Im going to a party

[GILLSKI]

So tonight im going to a party. Its jersey shore themed party. Well what should I do, I wanna spike my hair but its really long and i dont have any italian guido looking clothes (shocker cause im from the south shore). What should I do to look guido tonight?

 

[.frenchy]

Just give your chest a spray tan and dont wear a shirt, maybe sweat pants?

 

[Bepo]

orange highlighter

 

[Gameboy]

This and steroids

 

[dispatchQ_main]

no shirt or white tank/ spray tan/ sweatpants
sounds like a shit party

 

[garrettwiz]

slick back the hair, some lip gloss, open button down, dark jeans, jordans or dunks, bug watch, necklace, and a cig.

 

[TheButterHashira]

Go buy like a 5 dollar shirt from walmart or kohls with a buttons, a collar, and a tiger or dragon that wraps around the shirt. wear some douchy sunglasses, some lip gloss, and just spike your hair even if it looks ridiculous like 10 inches high. It oughta work.

 

[Shreddysaurus]

Where so many pop collars that you break your fucking neck

 

[GratefulDead]

I would suggest killing yourself before 6.

 

[Sklar]

leave it in the binary thread

 

[Shreddysaurus]

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Translate that you annoying bastard.

 

[theabortionator]

Sounds like a shit party. You sound like a tool.

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

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[GILLSKI]

hahaah ok cause im going to a party with a theme and im not a guido by birth?

 

[hue.]

wife beater and ugly jeans and puma's

 

[AbeFroman]

fuck off

 

[Shreddysaurus]

 

[garrettwiz]

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[no_steeze]

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[AbeFroman]

NOT COOL

 

[garrettwiz]

he didn't mean it. he was just kidding!

 

[no_steeze]

sorry i'm just learning binary, i meant to say naggers...simply lost in translation

 

[410steeze]

3 of your little sisters polos with the collars popped, white pants rolled up above your ankles, hair slicked back with an entire bottle of gel, and the biggest most obnoxious looking shades you can find.
voila, grade A douchebag!