So tonight im going to a party. Its jersey shore themed party. Well what should I do, I wanna spike my hair but its really long and i dont have any italian guido looking clothes (shocker cause im from the south shore). What should I do to look guido tonight?
Go buy like a 5 dollar shirt from walmart or kohls with a buttons, a collar, and a tiger or dragon that wraps around the shirt. wear some douchy sunglasses, some lip gloss, and just spike your hair even if it looks ridiculous like 10 inches high. It oughta work.
3 of your little sisters polos with the collars popped, white pants rolled up above your ankles, hair slicked back with an entire bottle of gel, and the biggest most obnoxious looking shades you can find.
voila, grade A douchebag!