Illuminati

Actually the movie sucks, just read the Sparknotes.

Actually reading summaries sucks, just don't and say you did
 
Actually, talking to people about a movie you haven't seen makes them realize you're lying so whip out your dick and pee all over them so they stop talking and go away.
 
reading up on it for shits and giggles.
"They also replace people with doubles. For many years they
recruited look-alikes who would serve their ends. Now they are
perfecting cloning technology that will let them replace
anybody."
lol, white people.
 
And some of them are in touch with aliens from outer space. Some
of them ARE aliens. Why would ``advanced beings'' want to meddle with
the affairs of Earthlings? Good question.
 
Kind of on subject, I suppose. I do masonry work (brick, block stone) and we got hired to do a job at the local masonic temple. It was weird as shit for multiple reasons.

1. The Masonic Temple..... weren't the freemasons originally masons, like me? Why the hell do they have to hire people to do their masonry?

2. "Shriners" stickers all over inside the place. I don't know about you guys, but my only experience of the Shriners was when I was a little kid, watching parades, and old men in fez hats cruised through in go-karts. The stickers said things like "The grotto prophet aids the crippled child".

3. Swords galore! Like, 55 gallon drums, filled with fancy looking pirate swords.

4. Colorful robes. Racks upon racks of crazy, super-bright robes.

5. A stack of pamphlets. I wish I would've snagged one, but didn't for fear that I was being watched. Pamphlet title: The Commandery of The Knights Templar of Washington State.

WHAT THE HELL? I was utterly baffled.
 
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