If your skis could talk what would they say?

[SKIU4EA]

Mine, would probably sound something like...

" When are you going to stop being such a little pussy and go hit the bigger shit? Oh, and it wouldn't hurt to slap some wax on me once in a while."

 

[thatsG]

"I liked it better when t-wall used these"

 

[crankdatsoljaboy]

'' could i retire .... PLZ i've been dying slowly for 3seasons, ive got no edges left and your still riding me, i mean you could take me off when your walking in the parking lot...''

 

[JahJahBinks]

"You are so bad"

 

[iannelson]

"Fuck You!"

 

[1337]

"fuck you I do what I want"

 

[Forkstealer]

"Owch"

 

[sagesnow]

"BREAK ME THE SECOND WEEK YOU HAVE ME SAGE" guess what skis they are ?

 

[ScuffDUFF]

"this snow is cooold, mathafucka"

 

[Jballz]

go upside down

 

[JahJahBinks]

Suspects. or 4FRNT

 

[deleted5]

mine would say change your icon so zzzskizzz can use the one he made

 

[Parkboy]

wax my ass and throw down hard n deep

 

[sagesnow]

my other skis would say. " sage lets go ski some REAL mountains with REAL snow and REAL cliffs"

 

[Mr-Cam-ron]

"You broke my nose!!! fix it now!"

 

[pRETTyLight5]

"grab me more!"

 

[geet]

"i wish i could learn to love."

 

[babujib]

suspects.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

"Nice, now I have a hole in me"

 

[skijunkiedtm]

"please let me out of this trunk!"

 

[summersover]

"yeah nice one you clumsy fuck, that hurt. now can you stop peeling my skin off? god damn it..."

 

[Balto]

oh hai, do you need to wax me so much?

 

[SKIU4EA]

haha nice

 

[A_Zuck]

Suspects???

 

[doyle.]

"you ride me too hard"

 

[sagesnow]

suspects are correct people!! haha

 

[joey.]

"Please stop beating me, dad."

 

[nickyp]

"I hate resurgent neo-liberalism"

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

you asshole

 

[TheErtManCometh]

They would probably talk to each other because I'm a real a-hole, it would probably go like this...

Left Ski: "Dude, it is cold out here, if we don't get inside, we are gonna freeze to death!"

Right Ski: "Holy shit a talking ski!"

 

[jfletcher]

"I should stop with the yoga, I'm way to flexible now"

 

[LightAscension]

i am sexy sexy octolands

 

[theblacktaco]

"no more rocks please .. u cant even slide them"

 

[Jwalk]

"RASTA MAN JAH BLESS RAHSPECT"

 

[Sklar]

mine would say "haha bitch i just broke, i'm volkl, I delaminate like its my job."

 

[snowking249]

"OMFG!!!!! Did you not just see that guy run over me????? Go Kick his ass"

 

[senorpuppy]

"go do some real skiing on some real mountains with real helicopters!!!!"

 

[EvanMeyer]

do cooler shit on jumps pussy

 

[ECfreeski3]

"stop abusing me"

 

[sagesnow]

sorry man mine already said that, earlier in this thread

 

[Drail]

they wouldn't... 'cause they're constantly choking on all the pow pow I make them swim through.

well I guess when they're flying through the air, while not gasping for breath, they'd be yelling: "weeeeeeee!!!!!"

 

[.peter]

please tune me/ stop skiing over stuff that's not snow.

 

[bdowning]

"here we go again....what will be the result of this take off...."

 

[imZONING]

"this is gonna hurt me more then it hurts you"

 

[pmw]

are you serious?

 

[SNOWPARKCHlLE]

"can we switch" noooooooo

 

[JahSpriggs]

They'd say "NIGGA YOU DESTROYING ME "

 

[JOHNishi]

"my life is falling apart"

 

[mak]

"Why do you hurt me?"

 

[g.rich]

"your bed isn't as comfortable as mine"

 

[_CC_]

do these neon topsheets make me look gay?
please fill these holes in me and stop letting those little kids stomp on me.