If you value your health, steer clear of this.

[SKIU4EA]

I just blew off my knee cap and possibly grazed my cat laying on the couch. Post your casualties.

oh and yes, i stole this idea from somewhere, cry about it.

 

[RubberSoul]

right through the middle of my neck this is not looking good

 

[tfast]

im fine. your sister......

not so much

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

my head...

 

[RubberSoul]

fuck, i wish i had thought to do a funnier version of this

 

[E.C.]

my nose is gone

 

[Balto]

by by phone

 

[bob_ham]

not even joking but..i hit my mom

 

[ryantheconnolly]

hand on the keyboard so probably right through my thigh

 

[gabe.]

lol'd so hard for some reason

 

[207]

i just fired and hit a glass of water...

 

[Klutch]

Through cheekbone, up through brain.

 

[soulskier]

my f key is no longer in service, assuming my .45 caliber finger bullets bounce

 

[JosephStalin]

through the couch

 

[Nooschoolers]

i should get my colon checked

 

[Potatoes]

just blew my face straight off.

 

[BenWhit]

probably just shattered my femur. fuck

 

[TheStudioCC]

Wrecked my keyboard with a slight chance of hitting my leg.

 

[Corwack10]

I have just shot my mother.

 

[theabortionator]

Would have been fine but I took out a piece of gum.Possibly the corner where my lips meet, graze the cheek, and maybe part of my ear. Not too bad.

 

[DERS.]

oh noez i smashed my laptop. how will i ns now?

 

[gyarados]

through my keyboard, right into muh dick

 

[summersover]

bullet just shattered my ulna

 

[Jamerson]

hole through left ass cheek

 

[Evilchris]

damn that was close, I almost took off my dick

 

[soulskier]

winner, winner. chicken dinner

 

[ifli]

left hip

 

[Pisces]

right through the monitor on the third floor of the penn state library. may have hit someone walking by too

 

[SlimDunkin.]

scratching my nads when i opened this so, adoption? i think so

 

[PaleCelery]

shot myself in the balls

 

[Abc567def]

my cock

 

[RiddleMeThis]

right through my Achilles heal, out for the season. FUUUU-

 

[cbeebzthasteeze]

I hit my sweater vest

 

[Stickity]

starting halfway down my thigh i blew up through my femur into my pelvis

basically my right leg is gone

 

[john.stossel]

michelle obamas uterus is now out of service

 

[thugaim]

My mouse is broken... that is all.

Lefty ftw.

 

[RubberSoul]

i knew there was something off about you..

 

[pigglywiggly]

Right in the throat. Beautiful

 

[Jimmy.]

shot the router.

no ns'ing

 

[860media*]

straight into the kidney

 

[garrettwiz]

my ceiling

 

[McFellon]

most of my chin and a fair amount of my cheek are now on the ceiling

 

[~~~~~~~~]

Just grazed my thigh.

 

[k-rob]

through my right quad muscle, just about blew my own dick off

 

[thelizards]

groin

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

I was rearranging my sack when i opened this thread

What caliber are we talking here?

 

[ski-swagga]

i only shot my couch. coulda been a lot worse.

 

[twin-tip-hero]

fuck right through my computer screen.

 

[COrider]

I just blasted NPH and shattered my tv. ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Barf.]

I just shot my step mom.... Oh well.

 

[belden...]

Didnt hit anything.