If you value your health, steer clear of this.

[SKIU4EA]

my trigger keeps sticking

 

[FerrisBueller]

i shot off my ear somehow, my hand was laying on my face and my pointer grazing my ear.

THE GAME

...bahahahahaahah

 

[skiminnesota]

i just ripped apart my stomach.

SHIT

 

[B4NE1]

I was scratching my balls

 

[Bungholio]

neck and through to top of my spinal cord... IM A FUCKING QUADRAPOLEGIC YOU ASSHOLE!

 

[yuck]

literally shot myself through the jaw and into my brain, suicide-style

 

[TheDude]

Right hand, a-okay, being used to manipulate ns on iPhone.

Left hand, down pant, staying warm. FFFFuUuUuuuuuu

 

[Blake.P]

Grazed my arm and hit my wall

 

[icantskiiFILM]

straight thru my iphone

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Well fuck. Peace left kidney.

 

[Gnarshred]

Damnit, Now I need a new couch! Fucker!

 

[Lemuel]

Grazed right below my right knee. No injury

 

[rudager]

through my laptop, then through the table, through my knee, then through the peoples heads in the floor below me. for another 9 floors. It was a phaser I just shot off

 

[SKIU4EA]

why are there so many people playing with their balls? ffs

 

[AOTEAROA]

I like your^ icon. and see ya later to my right ball. gutted.

 

[Anathema]

yeap, just lost my right nut

 

[MangoSteeze]

Right through the iPad into my thigh. ouch

 

[tacobellslayer]

just shot my balls. not a good day

 

[the.cheat]

good, just a little hole in the ceiling. no biggie. almost my head though

 

[charmander]

this hahaha

err, i gues i blew a hole through my computer and maybe the couch but... y'know

 

[samwise]

I just shot my biggie poster. How original of me.

 

[Chompo.]

hahahhahha but i just shot my wall...

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

straight through my left shoulder narrowly missing my heart and major arteries. Past my kidney and down my leg. Through my knee and out the sole of my foot. Through the floor into my living room. Through that floor into my furnace. Sparks furnace and ignites causing massive explosion setting my house a blaze. Wind carries flames into surrounding forests and onto my neighbors houses. Eventually whole town is up in flames. 18 dead, 46 injured, and over $3,000,000 in damages all because YOU turned my fucking left index finger into a gun......nice.

 

[Malcolm]

right through my laptop and into my chest. im fucked

 

[smooter]

i broke my mouse

 

[MothaHucker]

right through my sack.

 

[gnarles.]

through my laptop into my knee and into my ipod. multi kill

 

[theline]

there goes my american heritage dictionary....

oh well.

 

[.jesus.]

i just shot my right big toe off....

 

[Mr.DarthVader]

Noooooo my Mac book is.........gone!!!

 

[joshua]

Shot my computer and then into a wall.

 

[Skipig25]

not bad, went off by my chin, but pointed at the wall. put a hole in the wall to outside, but my ears are ringing like a bitch

 

[TROLLED.HARD]

mi hit mi fucking eye.

 

[i.ski.NC]

Man. Im gonna miss jacking off.

 

[Juice.Doctor]

Oh no!!! I just shot my butthole!!!

 

[njwa88]

Blew my nose arch off and the bullet ended up in my brain lol wut.

 

[MCIRONCOCK]

lololololololol

 

[zerospinskier]

Looks like it went right though the wall and gained a collateral into both of my annoying lesbian roommates. Great success!

 

[gstaff]

cat = dead

 

[jamodeo]

it hit my laptop, caddyshack gofer and native american flag

 

[J-Neal]

The bullet just went through my laptop screen and nailed my foot

 

[TOAST.]

Well I shot myself in the abs, but luckily my abs are made of steel so it ricocheted and hit me in the eye.

 

[B-runge]

i shot my chest

so awesome

 

[CrunkNugget]

right nipple

 

[no_steeze]

just grazed my right hand and shot my laptop directly

 

[Nurgle]

well... shot through the wall, with chance of hitting someone in the Market below

 

[Relish_man]

fuck i ruined my printer...

 

[klayer_9]

missed my neck by an inch, that was close. bullet hole right in the wall, damn.

 

[jmoney35]

ghandi shot me...

 

[bcon18]

bye bye dick then just splattered my brains alover my wall