If you could invent something, what would it be?

What about something that lets you know where your cellphone is when it's on vibrate. Like similar to a pager button on a cordless home phone. I hate looking for my phone when it's on vibrate.
 
How about something useful?

A cheap ski that's made for urbans. We're talking like a basic base, a basic top, and like a really cheap inner material. Like maybe a type of metal, instead of wood. And no edges. Imagine being able to buy a dream urban ski for 50 bucks.
 
Looks so fun :)

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this, but with golf. i can shoot -30 on tiger woods golf, but never broke 100 in real life.
 
I like the skate & xbox idea cause I suck at it. But -30 on tiger with my wii get boring but i love golfing, and my best is 83. But good luck with breaking 100 golf is fuckng hard.

I wanna invent a way to have something derectly from the city to the ski hill, super fast and easy.
 
led lighted bases, and make it so you can program different banners and stuff into the lights... that's be soooo dope to flash those at people in the park
 
a device to help you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta

for real though a ski with a base made for cement like maybe lots of ball bearings
 
More like a re-invent but a symmetrical surfboard. It would be the invader of surfboards I guess. It would either need a very dull point on both ends or some type of broad curve that still allows it to bite the wave. A normal pointed nose shape on both ends doesn't seem ideal. Symmetrical rocker, but not too much and it would need to be gradual. It seems like too much rocker would make it way too loose. Fins wouldn't work, not on the back anyway. Central fins or several channels to well, channel water through and keep it on course would be put into place. The fin would need to be symmetrical too. I have no clue where the leash would go.

I know people do reverts and stuff in waves, but this could improve on it. Also, a board with a lot of rocker would behave loosely and kinda like a skateboard in the sense that you could nearly ollie with it. I guess two models, one with a lot of rocker and another the opposite, would be made.

Why I think it won't work: Wikipedia says surfing has been around since 1767, so I'm probably not the first one to think of this. That means it may have been tried and failed or labeled as non-beneficial no matter how the board is made. Then again, skiing's been around for a while and symmetrical only caught on a few years ago...
 
a re-do button. Push the button and you automatically go 30 seconds back in time. So you can huck your self al day skiing, and if you ever get hurt, just push the button and your injury free :)
 
Aight turnign smoke into coal would be an ok thing if we could capture all the smoke coal produces

if not ur just destroying skiing forever.

Im saying a ski that has brass inserts in the ski where the bindings go so you can just screw your bindings in an avoid having to drop 30 bucks every time u need your skis mounted. Just have eight holes or if you want to get fancy do 12 then you can have your binding centered or back. I know this took alot of thought and it should be the future of skiing never thought of before.

Oh ya its called a SNOWBOARD

Best invention ever, will saves thousands of skis
 
hahahaha thats kinda jokes makes it seem like i think snowboards should replace skis

no actually my invention is the inserts, i just don't get how snowboards have had this for over a decade and ski companies still refuse to do it.

Does it like break the ski or something?
 
Lol at the Garden State reference.

I'd invent Brain to USB connections and data transfer. We'd all be on the same page, info would be instant, and we'd be left up to our own devices and freedoms to do whatever we want.
 
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you should invent a big gap somewere around the bottom of alta...maybe call it rad's?? cuz it would be so rad but i would get the feeling someone would get hurt..maybe twist an ancle
 
invisable marijuana pipe so my mom didnt find it, or a time machine so i could have grabbed it to take it with me to shower while she searched in my closet for fucking baby dedication papers, cunt.
 
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