If you could ask any person in history?

[ThePoopSock]

If you could ask any one person in history, dead or alive, one question, and they had to tell the truth, what would it be?

its an essay question and i wanted to see what nsers would come up with

 

[hoodratz47]

john lennon......

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MARRY YOKO>>> GODDDAMIT!!!!!

 

[1990]

adolf hitler.

why he did what he did.

 

[FERREZZ]

j edgar hoover, tell me everything you know

 

[steezyjibber]

2Pac Shakur-Who killed you?

 

[punk_rider]

Jesus.

Am I going to Heaven or what?

 

[Mat.]

Who: FuckThePolice

Question: Fuck you

 

[FERREZZ]

jimmy hoffa

whered you go?

 

[MitchPee]

Blackbeard the pirate

Where did you bury your hidden treasure?

 

[chrismoJBEATS]

jesus

are u realy the son of a god?

yeah thats pretty corny but its the one thing i believe but i dont want to

 

[t_rob]

John D. Rockefeller. I'd ask him to get so goddamn rich.

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

bahahahaha

i dont know what i would ask, i always feel like i would waste the question.

 

[Charles^stevens]

elvis - how it was being a king

jeaus - if he cna really walk on wtaer

hodene- did you plan on dieing 6 feet under ground

hitler- did he really think he could take over the world

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

dude i wasn't gonna say anything but you've done it twice, its Houdini. you weren't even close, c'mon kids its not that hard almost all browsers have spellcheck.

 

[Calb3rt]

neil armstrong- did you really go to the moon?

 

[Eazy_Eags]

Dimebag Darrell - Want a beer?

 

[wh@t]

skiatgore69

why the hell were you here?

 

[FERREZZ]

lee harvey oswald - what really happened?

steve irwin - why did you do that?

chris farley - what the fuck were you thinking?

rodney dangerfield - you have a huge nose

johnny cash - did you really shoot a guy in reno?

joan of arc - you crazy bitch

martin luther - quit your bitching

 

[Bigwoods]

Hugh Hefner;

Teach me how to be like you.

 

[wh@t]

mitch hedburg- i wud ask him to chill. and not die.

 

[KRASHED]

Adolf Hitler

Q: Why choose and Aryan race when you're not even close to the image of it? Confuses me!

 

[.John.]

it's easy!

1.Make lots of money

2. pay women to have sex with you

3.wear smoking Jackets

 

[Charles^stevens]

hey i was close , so i missed a i for an e and forgot the u

 

[hugeairkid]

Houdini did not die under ground. He asked a heavyweight boxer to hit him in stomach to show his strength. Something went when he hit him and he died from that.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

Nat Turner

What's crackin' nigga!?

 

[leckett1]

Thomas R. Marshall

how could you approve prohibition?!

 

[oiECSoi]

oj simpson- why the hell did you kill your wife and how much did u pay the jury ahah

 

[manuel87]

id want to talk to thomas jefferson and ask him in what way he thought the USA would develop

 

[leckett1]

ahahahhaa

 

[intifada]

It wasn't a heavyweight boxer it was a college kid that asked if it was true if Houdini could take any blow to the stomach, and Houdini said yes so the kid hit him before Houdini was ready and fucked up his appendex.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

...and that my friends, is how it went down.

 

[hoodratz47]

martin luther as in the founder of the luthrern church... or mlk black guy?????

 

[Grimace.]

werd

 

[Homebrewer19]

James Polk: why were you so cool?

James Buchanan: how the fuck did a dumbass like you become President?

Henry David Thoreau: how much peyote did you take at Walden?

 

[The_Oakley_Kid]

that kid who spelled font as "FAUNT"

i'd ask him why.

 

[Krazy_Karl]

he invented verticle integration, were you start off by owning sat a gas station, then you buy an oil rig, then an oil company, then an oil refinary, etc etc. He statred small and monopolized

 

[Krazy_Karl]

so ask another question

 

[Krazy_Karl]

Anitaskis

do you realy ski?

 

[Peter.]

Bill Gates- Give me 2 billion dollars

 

[fukeneh]

he was sick at the time too, i believe?

 

[killabees]

ya they know who shot him tho

 

[leckett1]

shantie

whats doggie heaven like?

 

[waterville_NH]

jesus- why did you lie to so many people

 

[akerbacker]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[1-pippin]

hitler

why he is so cool?

 

[Chubby.Chaser]

Ludwig Boltzmann

How would you suggest we determine W for your entropy formula?

 

[hobbes]

Houdini didn't die six feet underground. He died from a rupturced apendix when he claimed he had the strongest abs in the world. A boxer from Montreal took him up on that and he punched him in his got. Low and behold, he succmend to his injuries a few days later.

 

[big+white]

chris angel-how the hell he does all his tricks

 

[Capt.Flannel]

Mussolini; how did you go from being the editor of a socialist publication to becoming a Fascist dictator?

 

[quixotic]

Paul Bunyon

Can I have your blue ox?

 

[Elijah.]

I would go chill with Teddy. RIP.