If you could ask any person in history?

[Shpadoinkle]

every one of the 22 members of lynyrd skynyrd. i've met 3 so i have 19 to go.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

id be like jea yall jews dont kill jesus and shit everyone will hate you for eternity.

just give them nigs a heads up nam sayin

 

[intifada]

i'd hate dem jews anyhow

 

[kingarthurs]

Muhammad and Jesus

why?

 

[skierdudeguy]

lonnie slater: what do i have to do to get an A on the project im presenting tomorrow?

 

[AwR]

Hitler "Dude, wheres the love?"

 

[SharfSchutze]

Ephialtes: Why would you dishonour your country for a reward you never got?

Odysseus: Did you really get into troy using a horse, or was it an earthquake?

Leonidas: How in fucks name can I be like you?

 

[Lil_G.]

mac dre - who's tha hookup on tha mollys?

 

[Jake...]

dear mr einstien (sp):

would you please explain calculus to me in english so i can ace my course?

Thanks.

Jake.

 

[Calb3rt]

he had to get ready for people to hit him like tense up. the boxer started hitting him before he was ready and fucked him up internally

 

[garrett.]

shakespear:

YOU MAKE SCHOOL MISSERABLE

 

[Sdot.]

COME ON. It's dYing, not dieing. DYING. It's not that fucking hard. You don't have an "e" before an "ing". Second grade english, people.

 

[MistaSkier]

Person: Anyone who's ever died

Question: Soooo...what's the afterlife actually like?

 

[j.bird]

really?... proof.

 

[SharfSchutze]

Ask Newton that, he invented Calculus.

 

[slimbruddah]

Dude, hitler was very close to taking over

 

[derbski]

he spelled jesus with a jea