If you came face to face with a Rhino... What would you do?

Rhino's don't have ivory bro. They just have horns of bone, however they do actually fetch a decent $$ ammount on the underground Rhino horn trade.
 
ohhh shit

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i would talk to it, like ask it hows it going and stuff...or i would just climb the nearest avaliable tree
 
I would fart soooo hard in it's face, then he would die, or be blind, then I would run and wipe my ass in a toilet.
 
make a wall of fire between me and him that he would run off, however in the case that he jumps through the wall of fire and brutally murders me at least it would be all dramatic and shit with the rhino jumping through the fire, nostrils flaring, and eyes alive with the firey reflection, my helpless screams muffled out by the sound of his powerful roar. i aint goin out like a bitch thats for shure
 
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