If you came face to face with a Rhino... What would you do?

[Mitchy123]

hit and run

 

[Capt.Flannel]

mmmm afrodisiac...

 

[underflipped]

haha thats funny

 

[ihateskiing4]

id proley ask it out on a date, take it to dinner and a movie, have my way with it and then urinate on it

 

[yojimbo]

i'd think about stepping to the right. then i'd get indesisive cuz i always did like the left better than the right. thats when i'd get mauled on his great white horn. and by the way, rhino horns are bone, ivory comes from TUSKS.

 

[doitbig]

double anal?

 

[LostCarKeys]

I have done it, he just died when I stared into his eyes, I am sorta magical like that...

 

[JazzyJ]

yes!!!!!!!! i thought of robe and wizard hat before opening this too

 

[GnarBurger]

punch it in the mouth and ride it

 

[leckett1]

what do you think? id take my whip and tame the bastard and ride him into the city

 

[GnarBurger]

the real question is what would u do if u came face to face with a hippotamus?

 

[bighit]

probably play with his wanker

 

[Ryno]

gah....beer....my only weakness...

 

[skiierman]

Alright I asked my co-worker tonight what he would do if he came face to face with a rhino and as it turns out he did! This is his story...

"So I came out of [my workplace] and there he was, a rhino! I was like what's going on? and the rhino took out a knife and said to me, 'Hey! give me your wallet!' And I was like, 'No, I'm not going to give you my wallet!' Then he dropped the knife and charged my ass. When he charged me I swung with my right arm and first hit knocked off his horn. When I did he said, 'Ow! My nose!' I then came back with a left and hit him in the jaw and knocked his ass out. I got in my car and sped off and called the police but didn't give them my name. The cops came and the rhino was all like, 'Hey what the Hell! Let me go!'"

True story.