If famous skiers weren't skiing

[NewEscuelers]

So I recently made the "skiers as high school stereotypes" thread and it got good reviews. I'm thinking about making it a brief weekly series. I'll put a thread in site discussion called "if skiers were..." and people can suggest subjects.

Anyway my idea right now is if skiers/newschoolers had a different career.

 

[WeastcoastAlex]

nick goepper: looks like the definition of a pizza boy

tanner hall: that white guy with dreads that is always the laziest barista at starbucks

 

[Titus69]

Banks Gilberti - Pro skater

Steve Stepp - Probably a gas station attendant

this could be another golden thread for sure

 

[McNoche]

So I recently made the "skiers as high school stereotypes" thread and it got good reviews.

Claim

 

[Huck_Fin]

Gus kenworthy- hair stylist

 

[Outoftowner]

Gus kenworthy- hair stylist

Nah man.

Flight Attendant

 

[FettySwap]

Steve Stepp: Pro fingerboarder

 

[fries]

Claim

I know you're screwing around, but still.. that thread got 4,000 upvotes in 4 days

 

[Mr.noodle]

Henrick- physicist

 

[Titus69]

Henrick- physicist

No way, definetley an herbal farmer

 

[CarsonDaSkier]

David Lesh - Coke addict

 

[c0ntentcreat0r]

Dennis_Reynolds: Bootfitter / Full Tilt sales rep

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Dennis_Reynolds: Bootfitter / Full Tilt sales rep

/male prostitute

 

[Melbourne.]

Tom Wallisch - Pretzel vendor

Adam Delorme- Airline Pilot

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Jossi wells- Supreme reseller on ebay

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Eheath - comic book guy from the simpsons

 

[ascent_studios]

Bobby Brown - Successful Business man

 

[JonnyK]

Simon Dumont - Elementry school gym teacher who everyone is scared of

David Wise - Stay at home dad

Alex Schlopy - Pro basketball player

Ian Cosco - Stand up comedian and bar tender

Phil Casabon - Chill librarian who knows lots of cool scientific facts

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Bobby Brown - Successful Business man

more like a magician that only does the same trick over and over

 

[ascent_studios]

more like a magician that only does the same trick over and over

haha ya

speaking of which, is Bobby Brown even on NS?

 

[kshaughn]

Jon Olsson - game show host, news anchor. Basically any job where you have to be really really really incredibly good looking.

 

[CharlzHub]

Andy Parry and LJ Strenio would own a pizza shop

 

[e.littt]

Tom Wallisch is that guy at school with the 4.0 gpa who tutors other students for free in his spare time

Steve Stepp is DJing teen girl parties

Gus Kenworthy is a waiter at a high end restaurant and rakes in mad tips

Tall T Dan is a life coach for A list celebrities

 

[c0ntentcreat0r]

Thall- Weed Dealer

Jon Olsson- Rally car racer

Gus Kenworthy- Puppy shelter clerk

 

[Brocka_Flocka]

Shea Flynn- Bouncer

 

[Tamas]

Ian Kenneth Cosco- Airline pilot... oh wait...

 

[c0ntentcreat0r]

Ian Compton: makes custom furniture and other stuff with wood

 

[dun.Can]

if Ryan Braun didn't ski he would still be everyone's uncle

 

[Skates_skis]

Nicky keefer: physicist

 

[Skates_skis]

Nicky keefer: physicist

*Quantum physicist

 

[MyNameIsDavid]

Jossi wells- Supreme reseller on ebay

yes

 

[FabseM]

Andy Perry - would own one of these cat Restaurants that are so popular in Japan

Steve Stepp - Trainee for lifetime at MonsterEnergy

Jon Olsson - poker Player or male model

David Wise - having more Kids or even a kindergarten

 

[S.J.W]

Candide- world record holder for most weight held by a mans balls

 

[Hoodliving]

Jake Carney: Explosives specialist for a company that levels buildings.

Scrappy Joe: Club owner that's on the floor losin his shit all night.

This should be a quality thread as well! But to be fair 80% of these pros are still working day jobs so it should be figure out what they really do ha.

 

[Slush]

Eheath - comic book guy from the simpsons

you win

Will Wesson: stock market zillionaire who's mad good at whatever he does, an chyll af

 

[Zimmy]

Vinnie Cash - Martial Arts instructor

 

[JOTTO]

Steve Stepp: Pro fingerboarder

*am finger boarder

 

[pattyWhack]

Totally Trevor - Creator of the 1 Thumb Punch

 

[NewEscuelers]

Steve Stepp: Pro fingerboarder

***Fingerblaster

 

[.lencon]

Leo Taillifer- ornithologist

 

[Skier_75]

Joss Christiansen- family dentist

 

[theabortionator]

So I recently made the "skiers as high school stereotypes" thread and it got good reviews. I'm thinking about making it a brief weekly series. I'll put a thread in site discussion called "if skiers were..." and people can suggest subjects.

Anyway my idea right now is if skiers/newschoolers had a different career.

A weekly thread? This site has gone full potato

 

[NewEscuelers]

A weekly thread? This site has gone full potato

 

[bRADon]

The Bunch- Trap lords

 

[GrapeHunter]

Andy Parry- pizza delivery guy

Erik Olson- clothing designer or sweatshop worker

Karl Fostvedt- surfer

Khai Krepela- model for some underground clothing co

Tall T Dan- assistance for the blind

 

[270on420out]

Hoodcrew: Bloods

Molesquad: Crips

 

[tacoshoppedrew]

clayton vila - carpenter hammering nails all day

 

[MountainInMyMind]

Tatum Monod- the real estate agent of your dreams

 

[bait]

Vincent Gagner- extreme contortionist in a circus

 

[FrenchFry]

Cam Riley- Serial killer

 

[Schoess]

Ken-Dozer: Ken-Dozer.