If famous skiers weren't skiing

[theabortionator]

Weekly thread is a joke bruh

I understand it was a shit season for a lot of people but dayum sonnn.

 

[cheerio]

Jesper Tjader - Gymnast

 

[User1]

Weekly thread is a joke bruh

I understand it was a shit season for a lot of people but dayum sonnn.

Why does it matter if the threads are weekly? They have been quality so far and that's what matters

 

[emejohn]

Peter Olenick: PRO anything

Glen Plake: old rockstar playing small venues to try and save his career

Hoodcrew: builders of the biggest stair sets

 

[Ben___]

Tall T Dan- Real

 

[Chris.B]

Ahmet Dadali - Pro Fly Fisherman

 

[c0ntentcreat0r]

Tom Wallisch: Owns the worlds largest walnut plantation

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Every pro skier - Cashing welfare checks

 

[Hodor]

Eheath - comic book guy from the simpsons

this is so on point I can't stop laughing.

 

[The_Joker]

SIMPLE-Still rolling up same as always in the mini van, stealing your woman and your home slices woman........

Can confirm this has happened to me on multiple occasions

 

[whiteboi]

Maude Raymond: VS angel

 

[hoodcrew]

moisty fred

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

SIMPLE-Still rolling up same as always in the mini van, stealing your woman and your home slices woman......

More like a guy that over edits the shit out of tv commercials

 

[NewEscuelers]

moisty fred

I got 30 minutes through it before I realized what I was doing

 

[-Dan]

Tom Wallisch is that guy at school with the 4.0 gpa who tutors other students for free in his spare time

Steve Stepp is DJing teen girl parties

Gus Kenworthy is a waiter at a high end restaurant and rakes in mad tips

Tall T Dan is a life coach for A list celebrities

That's mad respect right there. I've always been interested in being an agent or manager.

 

[Deepskier]

Gus Kenworthy: Photo editor

Vinnie cash: yoga instructor

Banks gilberti: pro skater/ bad ass (bassiclly country mac if you watch always sunny)

steeve stepp: Newspaper delivery until his long time dream of making blender noises and calling it music takes off

Dennis Reynolds: owns pub where he secretly deals next years full tilts

 

[Zimmy]

this thread would be much better if it required photoshops...

 

[Jesse_]

Andy Parry would definitely be a lawn maintenance worker.

 

[Jesse_]

Steve Stepp would probably become a successful music artist.

 

[Zimmy]

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**This post was edited on Jun 13th 2020 at 8:51:48pm

 

[tac0.slayer]

Tom Walnuts- Pro snowboarder

 

[Chris.B]

Tom Wallisch - Messiah