Yeah, an absolute hooligan drinking beers and smoking the weeds!! Skiing recklessly backward hitting grinderbars in the snowboard park ON SKIS!?!?!?!?!?!
And you're trying to tell me that YOU THINK THAT IS SAFE?!?!?!
What kind of twisted parent would let their children engage in such types of unregulated and horrifically dangerous sports? While you're out doing loop de loops and twirly whirlies I'm here at home WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU!!!!!!!!!! I get that you bought those special trick skis that are made for ramps but just hitting them isn't even enough! Last march Marks mother showed me a video of you doing flips AND YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE YOUR HELMET ON!!!!!!!!! I COULDNT EVEN BELIEVE IT!?!?!?!?!? You told me you wore your helmet all day. And then WHAT DO I FIND OUT?!?!?!?!?
WE are going to have a serious talk about your reckless behavior when your father gets home!!!!!!
Dad arrives home, a bout two hits too mellow for the shitstorm he's about to walk into. "Oh wow son, nice flip! I'm going to show my mates at work"... "I mean uh, um, that's dangerous, you should uh, um, be careful or something. Um, I'm gonna go make some food..."
[Mom continues ranting stage left. Curtain down, roll credits]