yea asshole. haha no im joking idc what you call me.
and I bet they do work just fine but the way I think of it is you dont listen to music too loud or too soft, right in the middle right. Thats just the way i fell about bindings as well. I feel like yea it will be just fine at low but bindings are like springs in a pen. There loose at a minimum and super compressed at maximum. That right in the middle works perfectly, thats why when you click a pen it stays right in the middle, if you dont touch it, the pen tip doesnt come out, if you click it, it stays in the middle, if you click it again your at the maximum for a second then back to where you started, with no pen tip sticking out.
Also, not trying to be a dick, but, all you did is explain how a binding works. your DIN, just means it takes a certain amount of force to release. So an 8 on any binding should release the same, but in my personal experience, an 8 on a STH 12 and an 8 on a Jester, don't release the same, but, in theory they should. Which is why everyone has their opinions about DIN settings.
Im just speaking from personal experience. If i'm a kiddie, i'd have to place you at a fetus

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