I want to be a bro

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How might I go about achieving this?
inb4natyice
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visors. preferably faded and frayed, never worn correctly.

bonus points if you achieve the coveted upside down crooked backwards visor combo with spikes out the top.

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First of all, you need a truck. Preferably an F150, bros fucking love F150s. Then you have to immediately raise it to a ridiculous height that will make it top heavy and easy to flip. You then have to put stickers all over the back window. One of these stickers MUST be from either Skin, Fox ,or SoCal. Depending on if your going for the tough bro image, you might want a Tapout sticker. If you are going for more of a stoner bro image, replace that with a Kottonmouth Kings sticker. ...Actually, you better get a KMK sticker anyway. You also need to get the F150 badge swap that makes all of your Ford badges FMF badges.

For now on you ONLY shop at No Fear. Oh, and you LOVE Andre Nickatina, but you "don't really give a shit" about most other underground. You also like Drum and Bass, but not good British drum and bass, shitty American drum and bass. Your favorite MC is XYZ.

You're getting a tattoo that says DGAF, surrounded by nautical stars. You also have the option of getting your last name tattooed across you somewhere in old english.

You are going to have to quit skiing because now you only like dirt

biking. You also like snowboarding, but you don't have the shit for it

or money for lift tickets. You ONLY drink Bud Light, Coors Light,

Natty Ice, and Keystone.

Have fun.
 
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hahahaha bro's in montreal are guidos/ginos. is it the same for the states or elsewhere? we call them that because all they say is bro this, bro that.
 
ah... you're a fucking idiot. not even close to a bro. thats like 3 different kinds of people you described right there. mostly hicks.
 
i usually like your posts but this just described motocrossers with a couple other things thrown in there.. I'm actually wearing a SKIN shirt right now but i am most definitely not a bro..
 
In regards to California that is what a BRO is. They also have 909 tattoos and wear black socks with khaki shorts.
Then there is the Bro Ho. Basically the same, but she wears white wife beaters and ripped up jeans. Oh, and has skunk hair.
Check urban dictionary most of the entries describe CA bros. Not the college frat boy that some people think of.
 
Guidos in Jersey too.

When you pull up to belmar and see all scions or honda civic coupes you know what crowd you're gonna be hanging with. These guys.
 
wow best site on the entire fucking internet thanks a ton bro!!!

By far my favorite comment on the site:

When I was at boarding school back in the day we used to pee in glass Nantucket Nectar bottles at night because we were too damn lazy to walk to the hallway bathroom. The bottles usually were saved and whenever the temperature dropped below freezing we would make it rain.

We would throw these bottles onto a highly utilized, outdoor staircase and the urine would freeze over night. The next day the peon custodians had to clean up the numerous pieces of shattered glass, some of which were stuck to our frozen piss. Also, dumbass bras wearing traction-less shoes would eat shit and slide down the urine-soaked concrete stairs. Not only would they be in the equivalent pain of just getting railed out in the ass, but also they would inspect their hands and realize that the ice was not water but human urine.
 
i believe the proper term for this, and for what was described (tapout, no fear, fmf, lifted truck) is a "brap." this term is derived from the sound of a dirtbike "braaaaaaaapbraapbraapbraaaaaaaaaaap."

and i hate every last one of them.
 
Well in So Cal that is exactly what a bro is. Maybe you guys have different definitions but around here bros are like half wannabe gangster, half motocross kids.

I remember back in the day though we used to call the guys that fucked with us at punk shows bros.
 
That's funny they do have skunk hair.

Bitches are hot though and they all snowboard so its pretty worth all the giant trucks driving around.
 
Maybe where you live.... but in the last 6 years I have only ever heard to them as Bros and I live in LA/Mammoth and have lived in orange county and san diego as well.
 
get down to cancun for spring break, head to the beach, take your shirt off, put your hat on backwards, and start yelling "SPRINNNNG BREAKKKKK!!!!!"
that's what i think of when i hear bro at least, all the guys on those MTV spring break shows
 
Guidos are not bros, those are two tottally different types of people,

buy some vinard vines, rock j crew, play frisbe and listen to dmb...simple
 
This is a true bro fashion, but another form of head gear that they "rep" is some type of flat billed 59/50 hat, or a FOX, SO. Cal, etc. The bill of the hat is then folded upwards so that way the underside of the hat is visable for all to see.
 
there seem to be many definitions of what a bro is.......

where im from most of the bro's come from the North Shore of Nassau County (L.I.). they have impeccable tans, ridicolous tribal tattoos, spend more time in the gym than at home, all drive Infiniti G35's, listen to obnoxious house music. they share many similarities with guido's. except the guidos all have spiked hair and all kinds of gel in it. a bro may or may not have that but will sometimes also try and act / non bro'ish. shaved head, sandles, hat with a supercurved brim etc... if you would like to seem some of these people go to Hunter Mountain and watch them attempt to snowboard. im sure they will be wearing the new Ed Hardy lineup this year.
 


Okay here's how it's going to go.

First off, attire. You will always, and I mean always, wear a shitty old hat, preferably white, dirty, torn at the brim and edges, with some embossed letters that don't mean shit. Or a visor in the same condition. You will wear leather necklaces, all the fucking time. Leather bracelets are optional, but encouraged. You can either wear lax t-shirts or double up on Polos, with both collars popped. On warm days, you can wear lax pinnies with nothing under them. You will wear odd colored J. Crew shorts with or without animals on them--swordfishes, whales, frogs, whatever. You will wear Under Armour training sneakers with mid-length socks, leather flip-flops, or Sperry Top-Siders, no exceptions.

Your hair will go beyond your ears, and it will have the coveted lax flow, which looks like this:

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If your hair does not do this naturally, do whatever you have to do to achieve it: curl it, straighten it, don't wash it for three weeks, doesn't matter.

You will be clean shaven and you will most likely have pretty bad acne. You will shower once a week and will smell like crap. The only thing you'll have to counteract that is Axe body spray. You do not use cologne.

You will almost never have a relationship, and if you do it will be with a bitch who also plays sports, is popular, goes to the same parties as you, and is a complete skank. You will be extremely territorial with her. But for the most part you will just randomly text girls stupid shit like "what did u do tonight" and then hook up with them the next time the two of you are drunk together.

Every weekend you will go to house parties and get fucking smashed off of nothing but light beer: Coors Light, Bud Light, more Bud Light, and Natty Ice. You. Drink. Nothing. Else. Comprende?

Oh let's not forget, you play lacrosse now. You can suck at it, but you have to be obsessed with it. Not necessarily with the sport, but with what equipment you have. You will talk about what equipment you have for at least two hours a day with other bros.

Your days now consist of talking about lacrosse, playing NHL '10, smoking weed, and getting food from the Wendy's Drive-Thru.

You now drive a shitty Jeep Grand Cherokee. Yes, that is your only option.

You no longer ski, because that shit's gay.

While we're on the subject, you are now a blatant racist, chauvanist, and general bigot. You now hate gays. Congrats! You will now be viciously mean to anybody who is not a white Christian male, which you, of course, are. Oh, you're not? Well, change that.

Oh, and lastly, I hate you now.
 
Certainly not in my area...and if I'm correct, my area is the hub of bros...Long Island, the birthplace (more or less) of lacrosse.

Although I hear Maryland has quite the bro population
 
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