I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

"I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm"

had me laughing pretty hard
 
hahaha bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
 
you guys have got to read this..

me and my buddies are sitting in my room messing with people in chat rooms (going off the robe and wizard hat theme) and we're having a great time, getting all these messages. so we don't think anything of it and we keep talking to this chick. the thing is though, she's got all our moves, doing everything we were gonna do. we are all getting so wierded out, and i'm about to ask them if they're a skiier, when my roommate writes tim you idiot. i couldn't belive he pulled it off. he was literally 5 feet away from us throughout the whole conversation, it was insane. he played me so much!

here's the conversation (i'm hot kiss69):

you're names hawt? what do you look like hun?

5'9" brunette 110 lbs, 36c

wow a knockout!

im 5'6 95lb 34b

great, how old are you?

19, how bout you/

i'm 21

i've had kind of a rough day, looking for a "reliever" you interested?

yeah, do you like playing dress up?

ooooh sounds kinky

i put on my robe and wizard hat

gonna work some magic on me eh hun?

what are you putting on...cause i can give you whatever you want..

i grab a bottle of hershey's chocolate and begin pouring it all over myself

it's not as good as a robe and wizard hat, but i'll take it

i lick it off, starting at your chest and working my way down

oh

work me up oh yes

im dripping already

is that chocolate you're dripping?

im so sticky right now, i take off my thong, im throbbing

cmon baby kiss me there

oh yeah baby, i kiss you there

oooh ooooh, you've got me worked up so well right now

im so hot

im going to cum

i put on your robes

i like them

that was way too quick for me...i'm putting my robe and wizard hat back on

dont leave me

ill put the wrath of god all over you

dont make me cast lvl 11 nun on you

did you rest to regain for mana first?

no i dont need to to kill a level 3 priest

tim you idiot

this is another one where we were just messing with some chick:

hi

asl?

21 female california

you?

17/f/california

im i to young for u?

not at all...

ok

so watcha look like?

5'9" brunette 110 lbs, 36c

omg u sound so sexy

5'5'' sexy body, brown hair, brown eyes, tan, nice teeth and smile

you sound sexy too

thanks

u got cam?

no, do you?

i've been wanting to get one...

yeah

so do you want to play dress up?

sure

i put on my robe and wizard hat

what do you put on honey?

anything u want

surprise me...

no i want u to make me put somethin on

i like girls in command

well in that case, you put on my robe and wizard hat

ok

do you like it hun?

yeah

what are u weraing?

nothing now except for a pink g string...

mm

i like

keep goin

i slowly unbotton your purple robe...

mmmhmmm

and now i take off your wizard hat, too

mk...

you like that baby?

yea

keep goin

i would but it's kinda hard when i'm low on magic reserves

what?

cmon baby i thought u were goin to turn me on ;)

you heard me, my mana is running low

a level 6 troll preist isn't that powerful

ur weird

leave me laone

don't fuck with me bitch, i'm the mightiest socreceress in the land
 
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