I put on my Robe and Wizard hat

man i laughed so hard when i read this thread the first time a long time ago... just read it all again. the funniest part is:

"j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. "
 
hahahahaah funniest shit ever on this site hahaa

Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.

Jdogg:You leave everything to jdogg.

Jdogg:I am completely inside of you. You are my d**k puppet. I put on a little play.

QT-Pie:This is weird. I should go.

Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.

QT-Pie: A stripe?

Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
 
im tempted to think that was bloodninja, seeing as his screenname was "bloodninja"

fuckin funny man. keep it up.
 
this thing is a damn fossil. I've done that before though. my friends and i were bored one night so we went on a yahoo chatroom. Its so funny. Those people are actually serious.
 
yah, i've read that like 5 times too, still wonder where it came from. the guy should be an internet legend by now
 
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. YOU RULE! that was the fucking funniest thing ihave ever heard. make so me more. DEFF the best thread on ns in AWHILE. THANK you for making me laugh as i stare at my computer
 
one of the better threads i have ever seen on ns, the only thing better was when i first was on the site, reading lateralis's random shit about flat 12 year old girls.... shit that was like 3 years ago.
 
alright so i start doing this and my first customer come out with

I pull out my robes and wizard i hat. I fell of my fine crafted chair it was a blow i wasnt ready for.
 
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

i was busting up out loud for that entire thing. hahah those girls took cyber sex so seriously, they need to get a job. touche man!
 
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